Goose suddenly has a huge man crush on Jason Mamoa
A dumb debate over whether or not water gets stale and changes flavor
What caused you to walk off the job?
Tiffany Haddish took a dump in her boyfriend's shoe
Please don't use a flamethrower to thaw out your pipes

Josh is now the name of the male Karen
A man used his lottery winnings to build a generic drug empire
What became a problem when you forgot to strap it down?
A massive food recall could empty your kitchen
The $100,000 Pyramid game

People are growing tired of TikTok and moving toward Upscrolled
What did you audition for?
Getting it on with a vacuum in the street
Outtake of Thick trying to pronounce tennis player names and failing
Biggest winter weather searches

Comedy movies that really could have been horror movies
What would you name your snow plow?
There is a trend of people putting down their tech and going analog
There are new messages on sweetheart candies
The Doomsday Clock is closer to midnight than ever before

What would you put in the museum of personal failure?
Driving with your car on fire
With schools closed, we must play the Price Is Right
Crank and jerk for tickets to the fishing show
City officials were getting it on in the middle of the street

A grocery store employee sassed Goose over the weekend
What are the rules if your spouse dies before you?
A mom played a trick on her son's bully and taught him a lesson
It turns out size does matter, but we really already knew that
The things people take from hotel rooms the most

Flight attendants will automatically judge you if you do these things
The best compliment you can give a woman
How far could you throw a 25 lb weight?
Teenagers still think money grows on trees
Getting it on in a Raising Cane's resturant

We are about to get crushed by a massive winter storm
Deicing fluid leaked all over a passenger inside a jet
Would you let your 12 year old quit school for a professional gaming career?
Strange reasons for taking your car to the shop
If you find cocaine off the Florida coast, remember, it likely belongs to a cartel

Past reality shows that would never fly today
Michigan boy scout built a nuclear reactor
A wife is addicted to watching the same TV show over and over
A.I. still has work to do because it currently can't spell
People listed their funniest PG rate insults

Things that are not worth fixing
Back in the day, drive-ins used to show porn on the back screen
This summer, the earth could lose gravity for a few seconds
Normal adult tasks that feel fake when you do them
Normal Or Nope? Paper plates and glass plates