The Morning Blitz

He had a vasectomy behind his wife's back and she is pissed
Dr. Amazon might be one of the greatest services out there
What is the new asbestos that is killing us these days?
Goose's crotch keeps causing the TSA scanner alarm to go off
If a cashier forgets to ring something up, do you say anything?

Tell us what you were warned about, but you did it anyway
A woman tries to hump a rainbow in her yard
Do you preview a menu before going to the restaurant?
Debate over vacationing to an old place or a new place
The Great Bourbon Affair taste test

Shawn Wayans calls in ahead of his appearance at the Funny Bone
Getting below fair market pay deserves below fair market effort in return
Tell us how you benefit from getting around the rules of something
You have to be careful when you schedule events during football season
Spending extra money on luxury things that are just not worth it

That terrible moment when you needed a bathroom in the worst way
Did you ever break up with somone because of crazy noises they made during sex?
There is a new movie coming out called 'Wicker', and the women are all about it
A debate on whether or not you should let your kids win at games
You can now go back to Blockbuster to rent a movie...virtually

Goose discovered he likes to be the little spoon
Who would win a fight between Jason Statham and Jean-Claude Van Damme in their prime?
New extreme Texas Law banning weed vape pens is way over the top
The best punishment for finishing last in your fantasy football league
Most unusual baby names of the past year

Goose created quite the smell through our building
Celebrities who are suprisingly bad at their jobs
We read a crazy story from weird wide web
A specific item at Chipotle is now making people sick
The new Buc-ee's in Huber Heights is not making any friends

What weird thing did a co-worker bring in to share in the breakroom?
Gym bros are getting their protein from baby formula causing a shortage and high costs
Tell us the gross thing you did in front of or to your spouse
A theater had to be evacuated during a showing of the new Spiderman movie
Strange things people have to do for customers at their job

Tell us what you blurted out about someone and didn't know they could hear you
A town finally got rid of 300,000 pounds of 20 year old fish sauce...so that's good
If you got Cyclospora from Taco Bell, a class action lawsuit has begun
A judge found himself guilty and fined himself the maximum penalty
Half of all working people have had sex at work

Tell us what you currently possess that you shouldn't have
A grandfather is disappointed with his grandkids because they didn't party hard enough
You have a family gathering at an AirBnB and everyone has to share one bar of soap
Have you ever given or received a breakup gift?
A policeman disguised as a bush busted 72 people driving on their phones in one day

That awkward moment when you find out your ex is dating your new girlfriend's dad
Things Gen X had to deal with as kids that would really frustrate kids today
Did you ever slap someone in the face or get slapped?
What if your penis had its own soundboard?
People would rather get no inheritance than go through all the junk when someone dies