Tell us the really weird thing your pet does
Have you ever been waitlisted for a party and then invited in the second round?
There was drama at the Alum Creek dog park due to an aggressive Doberman
Women used to give birth standing or squatting but it wasn't convenient for doctors
Goose is upset with the talkers at the Broadway theater show he went to

One third of people 18-34 years old now live with their parents
If you were named after where you were conceived, what would your name be?
Tell us the farthest you traveled for a specific food
More and more divorce is being caused by Ozempic weight loss
A massive penis parade just took place in Japan

A 4 year old girl is already reading at a 12th grade level
WKRP in Cincinnati is about to become a real radio station
Normal or Nope: Using your teenager as your Uber driver
How much money would you have to be paid to smell the farts of other people?
Shaggy's "It Wasn't Me" done by Disturbed

A deep reservoir has been discovered under the Great Salt Lake
Goose is a terrible Jew
Tell us what you would have on your concert tour ryder
Spending problems have a lot of men being put on a man-lowance
A massive insurance scam on Mt. Everest

Goose accidentally dropped an I-O last night and is denying it, but we have video
Tell us the overhyped vacation destination that isn't worth the money
Do you go to the 'going away party' for someone at work that you don't like?
The Japanese TV game show of rock, paper, scissors
Your cat hates you

Can you remember the last thought you had before you fell asleep?
A mom is getting peer pressure because she won't let her 13 year old get on TikTok
Gmail will finally allow you to change your email address
Tell us if this guy was cheating or just simply dancing and having fun
A woman claims to know how neanderthals used to speak

Get a job sharing Ranch dressing with the rest of the world
These survival tips squash old survival myths
Do you question your kid's motive when they compliment you?
Sometimes people just say really dumb things
People want an investigation into all the meteor action going on

Tell us the story of how you became a miracle survivor
Getting everything from free trial offers
A TikTokker doing horrible animal sound effects
Someone signed Goose up to every government web site out there
A calculator that tells you which events are closer to your birthday than to today

Kids start practicing deception at 10 months old
Professors can now easily tell if your work is written by A.I.
It turns out that Bob Barker was big ole' racist
Maxell is bringing back the Walkman to play cassette tapes
The perfect meal from multiple fast food restaurants

The legendary Heywood Banks joins us ahead of his Funny Bone appearance
Goose goes to DK Diner to see if they will let him borrow silverwear
A better phrase for 'Do Not Disturb'
Covid, tuberculosis, and spiders are going to kill us all this year
What is the worst neighbor you ever had?