The Morning Blitz

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The Morning Blitz episodes

  • Blue Collar Insults and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-10-26
    What is that one movie quote you would get a tattoo of?
    A mayor likes to run around with no pants on and will no longer be mayor
    Women admit that they weigh themselves before and after they poop
    We reenact drama from social media about the school bus stop 
    You will need medical help if an eel ACCIDENTALLY crawls up your b-hole
    1 hr 24 min
  • Goose Is A Married Man and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 9-8-26
    Goose got some great therapy at his wedding thanks to Thick Rick's wife
    Florida tourism wants to cross promote the state with GTA6, but they don't know the game
    People at Goose's wedding were confused by the family dynamic here at the radio station
    Make $10,000 per month as an icre cream taste tester for Snoop Dogg
    The greatest sci-fi movies of all time
    1 hr 19 min
  • Buckeye Legend Jeff Logan and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-3-26
    Goose had to go have a chat with a salon manager and defend Nora's honor
    Buckeye Hall Of Fame legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk Ohio State football
    Walgreens has come out with what may be the worst product ever
    We break out the mythical coin of destiny to find out how things will go for Goose's wedding
    One man shows us why you should never go skydiving with cats
    1 hr 37 min
  • Viral Badgers and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-2-26
    Big Bird went online and asked how everyone was doing and did not get a great response
    Goose is over the wedding prep after his rehearsal dinner took 17 minutes
    What do people think they are really good at until they run into a professional?
    Should there ever be a guest at wedding that slept with the bride or the groom in the past?
    The serial butt sniffer is back at it again
    1 hr 33 min
  • Manly Women and Bat Dreams - The Morning Blitz 9-1-26
    What adult thing did you think you would never have to explain to an adult?
    Things that some women do just like a man
    Before you decide to go to the Burning Man festival, you better check out the rules
    Women love to start relationships with prisoners and now we have the reasons why
    According to Ranker.com, Ohio does not put off very good vibes
    1 hr 30 min
  • Hot Takes and Gummy Thoughts - The Morning Blitz 8-31-26
    Wagers are now being placed on Goose's wedding
    Goose thinks it's cheating because Thick helped his friend with his fantasy football draft
    Kids love chicken nuggets...what are chicken nuggets in other countries?
    Tell us when you got into a big fight with your significant other before a huge event
    Goose asked his fiance for one last day at home by himself before their wedding
    1 hr 27 min
  • Car Troubles and Strange Laughs - The Morning Blitz 8-28-26
    There was Goose with a broke down car off the road while in dire need of a bathroom
    Vin Diesel tried to sing Dolly Parton and it did not go well
    The strangest laughs from people on the internet
    Compact discs are making a comeback
    Obetz Mayor, Angela Kirk, stops by the show to talk Zucchini Fest
    1 hr 25 min
  • Oreogate and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 8-27-26
    Police are catching on to burying contraband on festival grounds
    Due to a possible medical issue with his dog, Goose went golfing
    Florida has a dicso chicken problem
    The mom drama on social media is blowing up over Oreogate
    What is romance and does your partner think you are romantic?
    1 hr 28 min

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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every…