The Morning Blitz

Rice Crispies created a train wreck of a day for Goose
When were you the victim or beneficiary of accidental nakedness?
A man thinks it is crazy that his wife washes the dog bowl after every meal
A weatherman has gone viral for out of control laughing during his forecast
Kelly was sure Goose was a commando guy

Deshaun Watson was the big news in Ohio and then Jed York said 'hold my beer'
How did your kid get in trouble at school already?
We want to know if you would eat at this particular restaurant
Senior citizens are really enjoying their weed these days
Tell us the rule that was created at your work specifically because of what someone did

A ridiculous 'Would You Rather?' that no one wants to answer
Tell us what you can no longer raw dog and actually have to prepare for
Gen Z is now telling millennials what isn't cool anymore
Thick Rick was ready to run away from the Hollywood Casino
Darth Vader showed up a city council meeting

If 5 kindergarteners came at you every 30 seconds, how many could you take out?
We tell you about a conversation and you tell us if it was with a person or A.I.
We are headed to Hollywood Casino for Goose's bachelor party tomorrow
Tell us which of these things just simply should not exist
What specialized insurance do you have to have for your business?

What a Gen Xer wants in order to get him to attend concerts again
A teacher established a fart corner in her classroom complete with a sign
Insults in other countries that are superior to the United States
If you could set up a GoFundMe for anything, what would it be?
Bluntman from the Gathering of the Juggalos has been arrested

A campaign wants people to seend their pee to cool data centers
You can't go online and say you are going to bomb Applebee's
Blitz Therapy: Her daughter is 19 and dating a 30 something
What high school pranks were pulled on freshmen at your high school?
Not realizing you just got stabbed or shot until someone else sees the blood

School starts this week...what is the best movie revolving around high school?
Tell us the grossest thing you ever got on yourself
Columbia House is closing down the business after over 70 years
The four hosemen of a doomed relationship
Discounts are great, but not when it comes to plastic surgery

Things get weird when local news people go off script
Animated videos of rock stars acting out their lyrics
Is Thick Rick boring or is he just a simple kind of man?
The strangest teams that Big 10 teams played against in the 1800s
The best states to visit if you are a swinger

Josh Homme takes Dave Grohl to Bass Pro Shops for the first time.
Would you drink a liter of your spouse's bath water for $1,000?
Funny insults that people don't realize are insults
Goose is very upset about the new Happy Meal topy at McDonald's
Tell us who is on your concert bucket list

Should you have to reveal you are in a wheelchair before a first date?
Tubi is loaded with movies that you have never seen before
There are people who will eat while sitting on the toilet
Chat GPT tries to help a woman get out of a whale
Goose is completely baffled by someone having a foot fetish