The Morning Blitz

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  • A.I. Soldiers and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-24-26
    It sucks when you pick up your cigarette and hit it and realize it isn't yours
    Goose has found out that when you get married, you now have to follow rules
    When you find a bomb, don't put it in your car and drive it to the police station
    Japan has told the world that they are now building AI robots for the military
    Things that are wildly overrated
    1 hr 31 min
  • Human Sink Hole and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-23-26
    Is an animnal cracker actually a cracker or is it a cookie?
    You can now go to a salon to have someone lightly scratch you
    If your Door Dash driver gets in an accident down the street, just go grab food
    You have to be a Metallica fan if you want to win tickets in this contest
    People who try to tell animals what to do
    1 hr 27 min
  • Boob Rest and Fileted Bodies - The Morning Blitz 9-22-26
    The first ever fight between a human and a robot finally happened
    Tell us what you overheard being said that you weren't suppose to hear
    The Bodies Exhibition will now show bodies in sexual positions
    What is the craziest thing you ever did during a fight with your significant other?
    The new 'Boob Rest' pose is the latest trend on social media
    1 hr 21 min
  • Stolen Mario Music and Barking Dogs - The Morning Blitz 9-18-26
    Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, joins us to talk OSU football
    Comedian, Chris Porter, stops by ahead of his weekend at the FunnyBone
    We think the Mario Brothers video games stole the music in hte games
    If you can't say your ABCs, then you are going to get cuffed
    What you enjoy going to a nightclub with your parents? That's a thing now
    1 hr 41 min
  • Hooking Up At Work and F My Life - The Morning Blitz 9-17-26
    A man builds snowmen around tree stumps due to jerks plowing down kids' snowmen
    The majority of women remove their bra as soon as they walk in their home everyday
    Do you have a room or place at your work where people go to hook up?
    An Ohio man went full Wolverine after he was sentenced at the court house
    People have parties for strange reasons nowadays
    1 hr 18 min
  • The Kids' Menu and FessHole - The Morning Blitz 9-16-26
    There are people with specific things that you just simply do not mess with
    How to deal with a boss who brings his 9 year old brat kid to the office all the time
    A new pumpkin decoration called "Jabberin' Jack" sings a raunchy song
    What were you so desperate for, that you went to great extremes to get it? 
    Some adults want to eat from the kids' menu and some restaurants will not allow that
    1 hr 30 min
  • Weird Kids and Advice For Crappy People - The Morning Blitz 9-15-26
    Who was that weird kid in your school that could do weird things no one else could?
    A young boy had an accident in his pants and his best friend was really cool about it
    Tell us how you got injured by something funny
    A drunk man drove 150 miles....oh, he was also blind
    Your car is easy to find when the back window says "Fat Chicks Only"
    1 hr 29 min
  • Free To Fart and Football Friday - The Morning Blitz 9-11-26
    We revisit what was happening on the Blitz 25 years ago today
    Hall of Fame Buckeye legend, Jeff Logan, is in studio to talk Ohio State vs Texas
    Gen Alpha has changed society by deciding that it is ok to fart freely
    Would you take parenting advice from childless people?
    Tell us how you handle it when someone in line is still shopping at the grocery store
    1 hr 34 min

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The Morning Blitz is on 99.7 The Blitz LIVE from Columbus Ohio! Featuring Goose, Kelly, and Thick Rick! Listen to the podcast as Goose, Kelly, and Thick are Live & Local Every…