What is the best $5 snack or food deal out there?
Mosquitoes are out of control this summer
We play a new game called Chain Reaction
When something is not normal about a normal place
The Ol' Dick Twist

Why did you have to apologize to a sibling?
Having friends costs an average of $250 per month
The man with the world's biggest dong broke his arm because of it
The best and worst place you ever pooped
How to check out of a hotel according to Gen Z

Kelly's order from Sweetwater was missing her candy and she wasn't happy
If Goose dies a crazy death, he wants a memoir from it with his ashes
A rich guy thinks he can give his girlfriend a curfew
A mail delivery woman got rich stealing mail
Chat GPT can be just as bad as Web MD

Goose is dealing with a rat outside his house that actually knocked on the backdoor
Bigger food portions when ordering under a man's name
You have to be careful celebrating a NASCAR victory
Study results that simply make you say 'DUH'
Gummy thoughts

The top 80s hair metal bands and the greatest guitarists of the 80s
Pocket pancakes because you don't want to get hangry
Do not underestimate the strip club janitor
Living with nonstop orgasms
Let's check in on the career criminal that won the lottery

Stupid changes are coming to Buckeye gamedays at the horse shoe
Crazy mishaps that happened at funerals
The songs that bands have played the most in concert
Bizarre ways that pets ended up in the emergency room
F my life

What childhood toy did you buy as an adult?
Covering for your boss by lying to the bigger boss
Things that people always do even though they are unhygienic
If your students are going to fight, you might as well start a fight club for kids
Taking mental health days off from school

On a scale of 1 to 'I own a sword', what is your level of weirdness?
Today we taste test the top summer drink, the Trailer Park Spritzer
You can donate your pets to a Denmark zoo to feed the animals
Juggling will actually keep you healthy
Driving slow in the fast lane can now get you arrested

Goose had to raise his voice to his son and now wonders if it was warranted
Men everywhere are getting penis fillers injected
The wrong place for 'Take your kid to work day'
Tell us nicknames you have for people you work with
Gummy thoughts

How were you made fun of as a kid?
A new male birth control pill is about to change the world
A girl is moving to Dubai to become a porta potty
The governor wants to ban prop bets
Don't blow it for everyone