You can be the mayor of North Shore village in Long Island, NY if you want
Tell us what you broke when you were angry
A woman on TikTok tells us the sounds that different crystals make
We get into a dumb debate about how to use toothpaste
Bad things start happening to you after you break up with a witch, what do you do?

You can only pick one of these music genres to listen to...which one do you go for?
Another missing scientist was found dead and people are freaking out
Are kids still really into yearbooks and writing long notes in them?
Tell us how you made a cheap fix to keep something working
Bad or cheesey movies that you love anyway

Goose let a bitch be during his weekend in Miami
Tell us how you completely overreacted to a small situation
Google wants to get into the mosquito killing business
TSA agents may be the most power hungry people on earth
Goose wants nothing to do with yard work, mulching, or anything like that

Feral hogs are invading Ohio
Goose was at a restaurant when the fire alarm went off and no one did anything
Tell us the inanimate object in your home that you absolutely hate
Digital price tags are coming to stores and we are not comfortable with it
There is a new cereal made just for men who want to get swole

Soccer fans will start a chant for any reason
Joi.AI will pay you $2000 per month for masturbation research
The top single life luxuries that people in relationships miss out on
A UHaul was rented 14 years ago, but was just returned this week
If you found out your spouse killed someone decades ago, would you leave them?

You find a fanny pack with over $30,000 cash in a Wawa bathroom...what do you do?
U.S. Billionaires are suddenly spending big to become citizens in other countries
Tell us the crazy, true reason you had to miss work or an event
Thick tests Goose and Kelly for austism and ADHD?
Some of the best high paying, lazy jobs you can get

You can get a calendar of hot priests...where are the nuns?
Tell us the worst punishment you ever received as a kid
A U.K. radio station accidentally announced the death of King Charles
Some people have a different official start of summer
The most misseplled words in America may surprise you

Mutant super pigs from a nuclear fallout zone is now a concern
Goose is angry because people won't keep their shoes on in the theater
Tell us the very normal thing that embarrasses you to do in public
We have now been informed that there are 4 different alien species among us
We have found a side hustle for college kids

Fancy food words from menus that instantly make us roll our eyes
Football is not the worst sport for high school injuries
Erin Brockovich is declaring war on data centers
A.I. completely screws up a college graduation
Wager websites are trying to claim they are not gambling sites

If you could freeze time, would you do anything illegal?
Spanish gargoyles have drain poles sticking out of their butts
A man's butt indicates how healthy he is
Tell us the strange reason that caused you to have a car accident
Google translations don't always come out right