Driving three blocks with the turn signal on is the same as not using it.

• Intro: Alright, Supergrass, Echo (1995)
• Poem: Prayer, Ellen Bass
• Music: Tired Of Love, Penelope Road, Warner Records (2024)

These donuts aren't going to eat themselves, and frankly I'm tired of carrying them.

• Intro: Boy With a Coin, Iron & Wine, Sub Pop Records (2007)
• Poem: Lost, David Wagoner
• Music: Like Sugar, Chaka Khan, Universal-Island Records Ltd. (2019)

You don't need to signal. We can all see where this is going.

• Intro: Boy With a Coin, Iron & Wine, Sub Pop Records (2007)
• Poem: local man ruins everything, Adrienne Novy
• Music: Canned Heat, Jamiroquai, Sony Music CG (1999)

The merge lane is about momentum, not courtesy.

• Intro: Boy With a Coin, Iron & Wine, Sub Pop Records (2007)
• Poem: Artemis II, Leslie J. Anderson
• Music: California Soul, Marlena Shaw, GRP (1969)

Carpooling is just peer pressure with seatbelts.

• Intro: Boy With a Coin, Iron & Wine, Sub Pop Records (2007)
• Poem: Coda, Octavio Paz
• Music: Tightrope (feat. Big Boi) - Big Boi Vocal Edit, Janelle Monáe;Big Boi, Bad Boy/Wondaland (2010)

My GPS said 'turn around when possible.' I've been trying to do that since high school.

• Intro: Boy With a Coin, Iron & Wine, Sub Pop Records (2007)
• Poem: Instructions on Not Giving Up, Ada Limón
• Music: Workin' For a Livin', Huey Lewis & The News, Chrysalis\EMI Records (USA) (1982)

I'm not too proud for day-old donuts.

• Intro: Bad Bad News, Leon Bridges, Columbia (2018)
• Poem: On Meditating, Sort Of, mary
• Music: Good Man, The Grooveliner;Aina Cook;Ryan Stewart, The Grooveliner (2021)

If you can't stand the heat, get out of the left lane.

• Intro: Bad Bad News, Leon Bridges, Columbia (2018)
• Poem: From 'Sabbaths 2007', Wendell Berry
• Music: Plant the Garden, Melt, Melt Records (2024)

The world would be a kinder place if we learned how to zipper-merge.

• Intro: Bad Bad News, Leon Bridges, Columbia (2018)
• Poem: This World, Czesław Miłosz
• Music: Your Soul & Mine, BADBADNOTGOOD, XL Recordings (2024)

I remember when driverless cars meant using your knees.

• Intro: Bad Bad News, Leon Bridges, Columbia (2018)
• Poem: In the Morning, Before Anything Bad Happens, Molly Brodak
• Music: Tender Defender, Vulfpeck;Theo Katzman, Vulf Records (2025)