Who would win a smoke off- Snoop or Willie? According to our Messers... Willie wins! Favorite munchie? Messers love: Phish Food, Pizza, and Nutella. Farmer Scott sang a special 420 song for us too!

OH BOY!!!!!! Marty and his wife are having a baby BOY! So we celebrated with Perry's Ice Cream, had our friend Chris in from Meals on Wheels, and a candid chat with J Walker about sex and babies (cause one leads to the other)

Daffodil Marshmallow... That's Joe D's bunny name... and the name we choose to use for him from now on! Or until he gets too pissed about it... so yeah. When in doubt, don't stick your hand in the toilet... we learned some good lessons today!

The day after Easter... we rolled ourselves and our ham and chocolate comas into the studio and did our best to entertain this morning! Joe Stanley surprised Shannon with some real (non generic) Cheez-Its, Marty had a confrontation with a toll collector, and someone broke the studio thermostat! Yeah... sounds like Monday (at least we have Joe D's pool to look forward to)

We're HOPPED up on sugar! We nuked a peep in the station microwave, we agree that black jelly beans are gross, and we like SOLID MILK CHOCOLATE bunnies (ears first, thank you)... are you ready for Easter? And we learned what CLUB means these days...

NMH, SMH, WTF, WTH... what other "slang" do you use too much? LOL much? IDK. Hollywood and his chapless buns came in, we remembered Charlie Murphy and when he came for a visit and more on the Morning Mess

We had fun with airline slogans, found out gross eating habits, and wondered if Joe D gets as many complaints about us as he says he does...

We talked peeps. Like, 255 peeps eaten in 5 minutes... crazy! We don't plan on doing ANYTHING near that much, but maybe like 5 peeps in a minute. Combined. We remembered how important picking the right Egg coloring kit was when we were little, and we gave Joe Stanley a hard time with generic cheese its!

6 days until Easter... so 6 more days until Easter Candy is gone? Someone please get these mini eggs and jelly beans out of the office! Marty had a blast this weekend at Monster Jam, we learned how NOT to use GPS (or google maps as Marty calls it... lol), and why you should smell your dog's farts... seriously. Just a taste of the mess you missed this morning on the Morning Mess

We had a Monster Truck Driver in (El Toro Loco), and we had grilled cheese. I'm still fighting a food coma after eating 5 different grilled cheeses that DXN made for us this morning on the Morning Mess... seriously, get his roast beef grilled cheese and dessert grilled cheese recipes! DO IT