The Morning Stream

By Scott JohnsonComedy

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March 31, 2021 TMS 2091: The Cha-Cha Posse
I don't like Kirkland Peeeeeeeee! Crowds Are Way Too Crowded For Me. One Steak, Nevermore. Social Network 2: Same Hoodie, Different Decade. Bed, Bath, Batman and Beyond. Is That Pee In That Kirkland Bottle? What Kind Of A Garbage-Monster Are You? Don't Let your Meat Snake Slide. Proud Proper Pedestrian Poop Picker Upper. Costco Raven... Vampire Hunter. Gwenny's Flaming V. Double the Tom pleasure, double the Tom fun. Recommentals With, and Without Nicole. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 43 min
March 30, 2021 TMS 2090: Kill Kenny then Kill Arnie
The Cunning Air Lingus. Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop, Chicken Cop PIE! Free Market EBay Grape Nuts. OK Beamer. You Can Neither Take Porgs, Nor Leave Porgs! Blade Runner is Happening Outside the Window. Broken Widgety-Witch. Grapenuts: Nature's Aquarium Gravel. Fred Zeppelin in Cooper Black. This Candle Smells Like Aer Lingus. An Effort of Lettuce. Pitbull? Nope, I'm out. Luke Skywalker crappin' in a corner. F Jury! And more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 23 min
March 29, 2021 TMS 2089: GUI Pants
Have you considered having sex on a different day of the year? I don't like NFTeeeeeeeeees! Lost all my F's to give after High School. Gallbladder and Penis. Nipple Flavoured Creamers. XLM DATA IS BIG, YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! IT'S NOT SMALL! NO! NO! NO! Falcon and the Fat Man. Jake and the Winter Soldier. 24 Hr Boner. Partially Refloated. The Phantom Mullet Exists Forever. Cap's Sidepiece. $30 for 30mins with Black Widdow. Drinking the Tron Water. Making Things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 58 min
March 25, 2021 TMS 2088: Smells Like a Big Dumb Dog
Dick Dock. Alien, not AlienSZZSZZs. All those stars are probably dead. The Italian Hair and the Whatnot. Goatsee Black Hole with Bobby. Actual Science Words with Bobby Frankenberger. I Like to Comfort EAT! A Diagram of Teeth, Crotch and Eyeball. Full Pewpit Status. At Least We're Safe for the Next 7 Minutes. Mom's Spaghetification on Your Sweater. Losing Wendi to Microwaves. it smells like Fritos in here and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 55 min
March 24, 2021 TMS 2087: Thankless Water Heater
You'll have NO toilets, NO power, and NO Lt. Yar! I don't like yard Peeeeeeeeee. No Show Yesterday. Oh No I Flushed! KIM!!! Sediment toooobs. One Two Three Fourteen. Giant Preying Mantis-Type Unit. If it's brown, leave town. Mecha Eminem. I Like The Irish, With Their Potatoes And Their Blight! You'll Need a Worm Card Voucher. Vote For Pedro Across the Street. Don't sniff the pipe glue, kids. Godzilla vs Stan. Tom's Tech Time! Nicole Stops Being Polite And Starts Getting Real and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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2 hr
March 22, 2021 TMS 2086: Half Vaxxedn
COVID Shut Down Dicks. Is this the line for the vaccine or In-N-Out? My Sediments Exactly. Moderna Tastes Like Dolly Parton. Get a Proper Meat. Your Banana Split Construction Technique is WITHOUT HONOR! Who Punched What's-His-Name on 2020? No, the other Cheech. Three Stooges Pie. I'm Manually Turned On! Do You Want the Chicken Line or the Beef Line? Herdin' the Sheps. In Today's Game, You Both Get a BM. Bed Bath and Whatever. Making Things with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 38 min
March 19, 2021 TMSPM for 3-19-2021: Vaccinated, Lubricated, and Inebriated
All The Beans Are At The End Of The Shaft. First Shot Or Second Shot? Pfizer! Your first TMS PM is Free. How Do I Know It's Not Cat Pee? Stop Right Now, We Owe You Money! Give Us A Mouthful Of Your Orange Chicken. Wait, is the shot supposed to come with a shoulder rub? Kim left out in the car with the windows cracked. Use the Password Luke, it's Luke1234. Funky Cold Moderna. The Chat Doesn't Care about your HOA. May cause coughing. You can't shake a burrito! Grandpa Badpassword. Smelly druggist friend, Dan and more on this episode of TMSPM.

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1 hr 2 min
March 18, 2021 TMS 2085: Going Cold Turdy
The Mooney Shot. Department of Futury Business. Eat 9 soapy grapes and call me in the morning. Peter Piper Pleasured his Privates with Pickles. Was his Pickle a Dill-Do? Spitsburg is next to Swallowsberg. Zack Snyder has a 4:3 Brain. Step-Moms Popping Zits. More Fungability. Blockchain Laundering 101. Life Comes at You Fast, and if You Don't Move, You'll Get Hit by a Car. Wasn't Aviation Gin was that one really cool Jedi from Episode 2?! Move Up In the Shriveled Fruit Category. Faint Fruity Smell. Uploading sperm to the moon with Bobby! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 46 min
March 17, 2021 TMS 2084: Beta Ray Bale
Stop Rubbing Your Balls. Lá Fhéile Pádraig Sona Daoibh. Opus The Penguin, He's A Duck, Right? Marmaduke was a red dog, right? It's All Peggy Flemberton's Fault. Second-Rate Garfield. Down in the Turd Water. SO MANY Places We Could Stick The Meh! Fart Lauderdale. Sucky Peppercorns. The Woke Mafia Was My Favorite 90s Rap Trio. You just threw away your coffee maker, dipshit. Batman, the comicbook animal. Loungey Crooning With Tom. Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 43 min
March 16, 2021 TMS 2083: There's an Enya over that letter
Beef Borgnine. Bitin' Pillows and Makin' Biscuits. All the Internet is Your Dirty Comic. Two Jabbers, One Podcast. Canoli-19 is Not Too Sweet. Make my water hard. Showering in a Big Booger. Vaccine of the Apes. This is my walking around helmet. Looks Like a Guy Who Might Pee on Some Seats. I Will Break You, and Your Rules. First come, first served... in the butt. Gotta Clean them Pipes SON! FEMA FOMO with JrY. and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 35 min

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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