The Morning Stream

Hot Dog Barf incoming. That juice is too much hassle. Got a headache, then drink a beer. United kicked someone else off. Hey baby, what's a girl gotta do to get them nuggets? Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

SLC Hipsters are beating SLC Punk. Colorado got dumped on! That Florist is desperate! Dragonflies are savage! I used to be a cop, but then I took an arrow to the knee. I bet that thing SMELLS BAD! Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Battlegrounds are hard! Got stuck with Ja Rule. Pokemon is too much hassle. Give me your cat! Heroin is like Jebus! App Time! Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

We have literally ONE winner. The Bully Stick. Has anyone seen my lake lizard? 86 second bowling. 13 bears and running is a great combo. I was worried about zombies, officer. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Fletcher said it best. How edgy are your dumb 80's clothes. United has another victim. Karma has it's day. How much for those muddy jeans? Your doritos are singing to me. Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

That lady had no way out. Card tricks and math! Porn Hub likes space. Potato Chip shortage is bad for Japan. Where's Nic Cage when you need him? Goin for that Starcraft vote. Making Things with Bill! Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Brian sees a mystery movie! We have a band! Country Music is stoned. Ben Franklin is kind of a jerk. Reed Hastings has simple needs. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

There's a new dog in here. Eel in yer bum. 13 health violations. 150 Curious Cows. No number two. Dan Dan the Table Top Man. Your Twitter questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

Happy 420, dude! Chopsticks clarified! Nevada is strange. Quit delaying my flight! Eat cones every day. I have toilet arm! Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

Burger King is a big fat troll. Let me hold those fries for you. All that salt is making you hungry. 4 hits in a row is a lot! Frog Snot to the rescue! Tom's Tech Time! Recomentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.