The Morning Stream

By Scott JohnsonComedy

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July 18, 2024 TMS 2678: Joe Danger Sky
You get no breast exam, no pap smear, and no Lt. YAR! Let's Talk About the Duck in the Room. Stick a thermo meter in your duo denim. I Don't Like Your Mac & Cheeeeeese! The BEST shit. Squirting those digestive juices. Scott's Mom Is An Outlaw. 10:15 With A Colon. Fun-Sized Episode. No Show Monday! Experian elder care. Where Do You Need Your Cream Filled? Brundlefly Funktastic. Don't say a WORD about the oranges! The year was 1984 and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 3 min
July 17, 2024 TMS 2677: Pez Zero
No faking Mr. Pancake. McAddict. Inside Stephanie's pet. Being Gentle with Brian's Thing. The Morning Unboxing. Rough time in shipping. Fiddle Farting with Dunaway. The Boxtroll Agenda. Sweet Coraline. Aged Like a Fine Abnormal Wine. her head's off.. heads not supported to be off. Wasn't here a Matrix movie called Matrix something. A Hose Pops Out. No ads with Tom. People You Don't See with Randy and Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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2 hr 19 min
July 16, 2024 TMS 2676: Jeebies On The Side
Boober Shells. Mr. Pancake and the hamsters. Tortilla Size Floppy Disks. The Wrong Kind of Oniony. Hostess Twinks. No peach shall touch the grass! 3 month sticky kitchen. Australians Are Big Giant Queens. Merlympics. Fantasy of Fish Folk. Walk without Risotto. Locally-Sourced Heebies. we have a code 389 - multiple gerbils. It's 8 inches ... but floppy. Steamed on a Pile of Onions with TV's Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 19 min
July 15, 2024 TMS 2675: 4 Alarm Diaper
Is it too early for a piss sandwich? Duodenum, Denim, and Dunaway. Porch Pirate Pooch. Korean Soup. Infinite Leash. Wordle distracted dog walker. Rub the Buttons with Both Hands. Timberlake oven mitts. Nepo not Pedo. Laser Lemon. Who are the a**holes in your neighborhood. Le Party. This one's for you, row 283! Full of Food that John Hates. You Have To Paint Them With Stephen Schleicher and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 25 min
July 11, 2024 TMS 2674: Kinda Hootery
Nun in the Bucket. Hootie at Hooters. Mr. Roboto cohost. Weird meat nugget. Poop on Glass. All the Suddens. Snakes Gonna Snake. Bite Twice to Neutralize. Leopard print suspect. Cat Action Satisfaction. Taking the rage quit deal. Crusty Hairy Push. full burger habit. There Is A Zipcode Involved. Tech time with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 34 min
July 10, 2024 TMS 2673: Rubbin' Nubbins
Anal Funnel Cake. How to train your algorithm. The devil made this table. Space Camel Toe. She Spoke with her Fist. You'll Get No Data, No Chemistry, and No Lt Yar! New Borg Burrito from Chipotle. He Was Into Old Man Worm. Scott complains about his pencil. In there diggin' with my fingers. Getting Through The Garbage. Quarterly Apple Fritter. The Gap is a Design Feature. It happened in Gay Paris with Tom. Try Not to Lactate with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 38 min
July 09, 2024 TMS 2672: OnlyFusedFans
You get No Ads, No micro-transactions and NO Lt Yar! Skintro. Can't stiff the Lyft. I've Been Swipped & Swapped. Welcome To Ibbott Cab: Cash, Grass or Ass? Appropriate For Genital Audiences. Triple Click to Be Sure. I Like The Higher Speeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeds! (I don't like bees). Frilly Cute Panty Deals. Baaaabyyyyy Landshark do do. Who lives in an egg under the bay? Jean Grey Phoenix!. Boneless 3D Printing. Get your Joy Buzzer on Etsy. THERE ARE FOUR X SPEEDS! We are Bob, with Amy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 18 min
July 08, 2024 TMS 2671: Hairyola
Tina for scale. The Morning Nonsense. Brian Ibbott Fan Expo. Nipple Business. Vegetables of Courage. Thrust and Torque in the pool. Moist Fireworks. Hot Fart American Summer. Secondhand Goose Water. We Do Nonsense. Wooden wiener target. Don't build on ancient teenage makeout grounds. Relaxing the cables. Convalescing With Con Crud. Let The Wookie Win With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 30 min
July 03, 2024 TMS 2670: Puke-a-chu
So-de-licious. Hairy Metal with Dunaway. Tomorrow we Celebrate FREEDOM... Freedom from TMS. Rah! Rah! Wrong team! The Cracks in Tina. Well Pat my Cheese steak. Certified Companions Let It Rip. F Minor Bombs. Tom's got the Vim. killer cords from outer space. Van batting for the other team. Rat-a-too-tees. Sorry Canada. Soda bubbles are devil's farts. They had hair and were a band. Dilated Anus and Euphoric Recommentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 56 min
July 02, 2024 TMS 2669: Bees Louise
Eyeball Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees! Goth Elvis Impersonator. Hey ChatGPT write me a Rant about whether AI Prompters are Artists. Soaking the nub. Forbidden Bologna. Human flesh Chia pet. There Are Fore Skins. Marrying All The Kids. Box of Ron Jeremys please. Skid Squin. Greased up Tongans. He didnât spend 6 years at Echo medical school to be called doctor. Shemmys and Shgrammies. Meat is murgher. Moisturizing the Roomba with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 26 min

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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