The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

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March 06, 2024 TMS 2610: Blue Diamond Phillips
Spread Your Seed With Purpose. Let Them Eat Kellogs Cereal. No show yesterday. Fondle My Chips mmmmm. Smells like duck tongue in here! Tarantino approved feet chips. Sex is a first person shooter. I do not know the name of Luckeeeey. Recipe Upgrade. Feet and Flavor Never Belong Together. The Eye Pupil. Le Grand Fromage. Scissors Etiquette. Talking about whatever Tom wants, with Tom. Randy has become Recommentals, watcher of movies and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 46 min
March 04, 2024 TMS 2609: Jefferson Starplane
We Built this Shitty. You Can't Unsee The Nipple. They don't even total Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeea! Asserting Dental Dominance. InstaCoffee Filters. Tron Apologist. Big Time Pap! Silverado, the Chevy truck movie? Are fish fruit, 'cause I like really want to know... D-Bag Chairs. Get your shit together Olivia Wylde! My Humps Are Fine. The Heat was Hot, It Was a Hunger. The Seeds we made were inside us all the time. Something, Sometimes, Occasionally with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 29 min
February 29, 2024 TMS 2608: The Morning Stram
What's the date of Feb. 29? He Kinda Neville Longbottomed. Dino's n Monkeys n Doughnuts OH MY. Bob's burger meets Beetlejuice. Please Expose Your Sack. Crunch the Crown Numbers. Itâs an erection year. 27 totally different and legally distinct dresses. Penetration Testing. Double fisting the coffee. look at the fingers on her. Give Me The Goat. Molarcast. Not A Heigl To Be Seen. OCD, OCD, OCD with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 51 min
February 28, 2024 TMS 2607: Potato For Now
Bacon, Georgia. Look In My Eyes, What Do You See? A Molar With A Cavity! Booger Dough, Though. Ringing in the new tech with Tom. Creamed Coen. Lesbian Road Trip. Making Eggs Worse. I wiped it on a slice. Dox Your Dentist. Tense up and hope for the best. More fun than Madame Web. Wasn't There a Road Trip Movie Called Road Something? The Business End of My Rocket. Sticky Teenagery Theater. The Longest Short with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 51 min
February 27, 2024 TMS 2606: Doctored Doom
Motorboat the cat. 50 ccs of Zip Zap Zoopy Bop. Treasured Hammock. Tendrils of Benevolence. Spiders Don't Know English. Ferris Bueller Can't Lose. Finding Mice in the Rabbit Hole. You never go full Sarlac. 15 Kids coming in with their heads off. Gently pick up the Spider. THEN STOMP IT. I Am Brian, of House Spider. TM-Meth. Everybody loves a parade. Unless it's a parade of beautiful people. Then I hate it. Birth of Her Area Unit. Grace On Fire. CriCut on Steroids with Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 13 min
February 26, 2024 TMS 2605: David Lyncher
Riding With Pirates For Their Scent. Lyfting mom for the cruise. You Get NO Skarsgard, NO Batista & NO Lt Yar! Dancing with Beavers in Ibiza. Cornish Nipple Pasties. Guardians of Terror. Needle of Shit at Your Neck. A gigantic red shirt. Day Drinking With Dunaway. Wake me up, when September plays. Gaston is the Best Ride. Identity theft with Scott. Don't take your girlfriends to Shone's. I Just Want a Damn Churro! Endgame for Shapes with Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 30 min
February 23, 2024 The Pond: A TMS Game Show Beta
Come join us for the competition! We also streamed it on YT and Twitch, and you can see those vods here:

Youtube: https://youtube.com/live/zCZCAqdH00Q
Twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2071363616
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1 hr 59 min
February 22, 2024 TMS 2604: Hayley Shillelagh
I'm a Dr Matthews Kind of Guy. Piercing The Dill Pickle. Dark greetings. Rusting Bitch Face. No, Crown, No Chili Dog, and No Lt. Yar! Craig Batman. The Steve Bartman Incident. Potato For Now. Occasionally Stained Steel. A Chat Full Of Karens. Thongs of men. Healthy by accident. Starbucks Proximity Rules. Face to Face Coin Slots. Dredging The Shallow End Of The Pool With Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 55 min
February 21, 2024 TMS 2603: Freehand Freebird
I prefer Steely Dan's brother, Aluminumy Jim. wrapped in Mylar. The Sominex half time show. Tramp Stamp in perpetuity. Does my chewing gum lose it's flavor on the burlap overnight. Kimâs tattoo starts with onions. You get NO Adele, NO Lionel Richie & NO Lieutenant Yar! Starter Farter. Dutch Shake N Bake. How Do You Like Them Maggots. Boujee Buoy. Motley Crue Ft Wheezer. A Hellava Lotta Hellos. YOU DON'T NEED RICE! with Tom. Yeast-free recommentals with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 32 min
February 20, 2024 TMS 2602: Stapies
Old Man, you can't stretch out your arm. Fruit Of The Shroom. Stan Lee Cup. Excelsior! Happy Little Vacuum Flask. Inner Sanctum Sanatorium. Whatshisface Deloreon. Chicken Crab Money. The King Of Kornholio. Unreal arm pain. Koolaid in a Vacuum. I'm rigid as hell. Spill Demekis. Yeah, I'd tap that mug. Pumbaa 2: Electric Who is Who. Bone on Bone Action with Dan, and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 28 min

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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