The Morning Stream

By Scott JohnsonComedy

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May 19 TMS 3011: Dr. Fullcoat Flipflops
Sinbad Sideboob. Chunnel Choad. No InIbbotions. Mother Nature Animal Crossing. Dr. Waterpark, Medicine Person. I can't even remember what day we were stupid. Boleyn for Tudor-time. Duck Billed Lippypus. It's Old Like Us. Tell it To The Car. Driving John's Renot. June Sally Diane Jessy Raphael. Exploid the Boid. Bareboned Clock. Never Feeling Like You're Ahead with Travis and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 19 min
May 18 TMS 3010: Shiddygutz
Meat bread. Specificity Huffman. Chicken Broth Weekend. Appletooie. Dangly Ear Business. Deflated Shark...do do do do. Moon-Walkin' Chuckleheads. George Costanza, hooker buster. 100,000 songs just isn't enough. Mmmmmm Disposable Floor Pizza. Always be busting perps. No Moshpit Pogoing. I dont like citreeeeeeen. No Coverville Skankin. Kid tossing with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 8 min
May 14 TMS 3009: Articulatey Fingers
The Squirrel Reach-Around. Boxed Wine. This is about the Panther Pee. Wrapped In Plastic Gummy Bear. Amy, Michael, Janet... and the rest! Breasts involved, but not in a fun way. Entropy, Philanthropy and Phil Panther Pee. Scott eats raw chicken and 2 grapes. Ant Protein Gummy. Stripping or Malfunction? The Travesty of Traverse City. Female bag of holding. That Joke Is Geriatic. I'll do it for $20. Pulling a Double Johnson with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 5 min
May 13 TMS 3008: Dashboard Confessions
A tooth in the hand is worth two in the bush. Stumpy Dong. Hula Jesus Duck. Frontier Dentistry. It's never your wife's fault. Cosplaying Knives Out!! Liverpudlians Say Relax! Tad Fooly Pubes. Tooth Fairy is Getting Sloppy. Guaranteed a Yank. Edge with peace and love. Poptart proctologist. Little Plushie Units. Nose Waxing Pulls Your Brain Out. Tech Time With Thomas The Tech Engineer and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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59 min
May 12 TMS 3007: Preloaded Pez
Brian's coke rings. Warhammer $40,000. Chucked in the bin with peace and love. Taco Smell. Little Secret Opening. Do you like this raccoon penis? Hammered Pork. Stressful Like Euphoria. Holding the Stan Lee Cup. As god As My Witness, Tim Reid is Alive. NEW ACHIEVEMENT with Amy. It's Moisturizing Time. And ocean of lotions and a sea of serums. What's Justin Theroux doing these days, you know he's got Hotness. Livin' on the air in Cincinnati and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 7 min
May 11 TMS 3006: Land O Face
Make Your Own Bricks. Freshly squeezed Johnson. Missing Butter Woman. Hipster Denver deal. Lucy, Ginger, and DOG. Pubicdoodle. Land of 11,842 lakes. Spilt Drink Magnet. All The @s Were Gone. Boombots Pizza has to be Good. Center Seat by the Toilet. Roger S'Moore. Meet your hired killers on Slack. You're turning Blueberry, Blueberry! Science Doesn't Care With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 7 min
May 07 TMS 3005: Tony Stark Fork
Packin' a Milton Berle. 99 Problems and a Half Naked Guy is One. Call Now, Answered Eventually. The Florida of Japan. Forking Tony Stark. Don't Make Me Turn This Screaming Goat Chariot Around. Forgetting and Conflating Names. Nobody Wants A 2nd Hand Sex Doll. Mongoose blood. The Skibblings. Warm Sticker In Your Pocket. Grabbed by the 6 pack holder. Untainted Fresh Gusher. Dry run with a wet doll. That's very nice, Brian and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 5 min
May 06 TMS 3004: Parmigone
Microwave on Top, Party on the Bottom. The Mustache is Black, The Beard is White, Something Here Doesn't Look Right. Off leash kids. Baby Shark Morse Code. Porch Pooping Pups. Reesie Piecee loving freaks. No One's Favorite Martian. You don't have to eat RICE!! The least Karen. She Neither Gives Crap Nor Takes Crap. 38 seconds of smack talk. Drooly Emmer Effers. Nugget Adjacent. Dunaway is our resident alien. Tech Time With Travis er Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 9 min
May 05 TMS 3003: Human Smoothie
Is it too early to get a number sandwich? Rad-a-range. Run! It's Temecula! Happy Chocobo De Samba. Hungry Hungry Hobos. Chicken Adventures. Kissing the fence is not a euphemism. Feel The Rigidity. Tiny, Flexible, And Horny. Accidental Pocket Chocolate. Kellogg's Teflon Flakes. Alpaca Hair Head. Road Tripping to Nerdtacular with Bender and Bill. Place of Birth, 30,000 feet. Gaining a passenger and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 7 min
May 04 TMS 3002: May It Be With You, I Guess...
I don't like bicycle BEEEES! May the fourth be equal to the mass times the acceleration. The Zoo Was Fine. Brian's Been Pollinated. A Hard & Fast Giggity. Arnold was almost in every movie. Chumbawumba B-side. Ball of Flesh. Reboot Your Half-Ass. Indifferent to the Monkees. You Lock Madame Web Down. May the day be over. If You Can't Beat Them... Whatever! Bruce the wrestler. The Dial of Density with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.
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1 hr 22 min

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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