The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

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  • TMS 2256: The Platinum Jubbly
    Gknee+ is an Extra $20. Your Driver today is FRAUD. Soapin' Up Grandpas Crotch! There must be... 50 ways to change your dollar. Wogging to Wise of the Wisistance. Gary's Location is Classified. Pickles & Lotion. Star Wars brings a tear to the eye. Is it too early for a Lightsaber. There's always meetings at the Dole Whip Stand. Disney went pay to win. How Do You Get Eggs So Small? Racist Tac-Tacs. Thermal Detonator or Diet Coke? Batman as the Vulture in Morbius with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    1 hr 21 min
  • TMS 2255: Don't trust the Corn Nut
    Is that a crossbow in your pants, or are you just happy to see me? There were 5 Highlanders. We were told THERE COULD ONLY BE ONE! HBO Doesn't Care If You Fall Asleep. Flush the Floater. Uppity French Turd Monkey. Horkin' Macha in the Morning. You say Lamb Bear, I say Lamb Bert. Put your Moist Trousers on the Chaise Longue. Nobody Wants a Soggy Dorito. Neil Gaiman, Smooth and Convincing with Amy. Huffing Doritos with Wendy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    1 hr 49 min
  • TMS 2254: Jambalaya Towels
    The Morning SKim! Ladies Privacy Units. Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome! Ole Uncle Bacon Grease. The Stoner Zone. Like the Pentagon, But Round. Boobs, Bread, and Beads. John Cena Space Test Center. No Cousins for Old Brides for Seven Brothers...what? Is La Croix Return my treasures to me, and I myself will carry you through the gates of Valhalla. You shall ride eternal. Shiny, and chrome!? No. Wood Doesn't Burn in Mississippi. Owls are dicks. No Bungee Jumping Platforms with Tom and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    1 hr 15 min
  • TMS 2253: Growing In the Mullet Region
    Un-COMB-able not un-COMFORT-able. The JrY Has Not Retired. Dingledop Fluglefarf syndrome. Bob's Dole Whip. Putin on the Shits. Bitch, I've Got a 30-Layer PSD. Not for Footloose reasons. CnC Machine Factory with Bill. Some Science With Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    1 hr 45 min
  • TMS 2252: Dough-mestic Dispute
    Beef Strokin' Off. Sir Adam of the Ants. See Big or Go Home. Diarrhea, Yay! Cat Redistribution. Just look for the guy beating the Boss. Going to California with a Somethin' Somethin' Somethin'. Pokemon Crimson and Clover. That is NOT Julia Roberts. Muhammad Algebra Ali. Art Thou Gangster? The Boot LITERALLY went up my ASS. Cold, Stiff, But still alive. Hard to See the Junk under the Fur. Bobby Royale and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    1 hr 25 min
  • TMS 2251: Mis-Steak-O Taco
    Fancy Soap for Men. Flopping My Achievement Ween On The Internet! Vote for a Guy and Put Him in Office Kinda Democracy. I Have Strong Opinions on Things I Don't Do!! Smells like LL Bean. Overreaction Grande. They Said They Were Going To BLOW UP That Bathroom!! In Mother Russia, Butt Poke YOU! Hardy Hard Hard mode. Nightmares About Mumbles the Intern. Sleeping with Kimmy DeVito. Magical Shits with Amy. The Cold War 2: Less Cold, Maybe even Hot. I Don't Like Stinky Teeeeeeeeens. Therapy Thursday without Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    1 hr 16 min
  • TMS 2250: Nards and Knopes
    Heather Mandolin Vandacamp Fishsticks. That's Not A Moon, it's a Waste Station. Grab Your Clown Horn. What does YOUR server smell like? I Was SO Excited To Touch That Button! The Coat Incident. Freeze Tom Newsletter. Something draws me to Isla Fisher. Do you want to build a robot? Neither Take Nor Leave Recycling. Boats and Olds. Please don't stroke out on air. Greasy Pocket Earbuds. I Like Sleepy Turtles! Nintendo's and Nintendon'ts with Tom. A jigger of meth, a handful of coke and a hogshead of weed and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    1 hr 47 min
  • TMS 2249: The Mayo Defense
    Both Too Early and Too Cold For a Fish Sandwich. You've Got Dementia. The most important thing was the meth we took along the way. New stock is in at Charvana. Hoarding Avocados. Farticles in space. We're all Dying Since Yesterday. Elwood would do anything for 10 bucks. Vintage People Be Talkin'. Rambling Rampant. Jerry Stringer. Check Out My Prepper Wife, Dude. Wrapped in (hot) plastic. Making toaster ovens great again with Bill. TMS hats don't fit Bobby and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    1 hr 31 min
  • TMS 2248: Hairy Ass Truman
    Skeletor is my co-pilot. I could eat a million peaches for hours. Facepalm about Faceroll. Congratulations! It's a Homer! Secret Wiener Date. Undeniably Massive Buttplug. Gender reveal Truck Nuts. Neither Righteous Nor Brothers. Armpit nips. Not Anti-Vegan, just Anti-Moron. More Wiener than Bun. Tori Amos's Crotch is an Additional Point of Articulation. Joe Doobie. Trying to Scam the H o Veeeeeeeeeeee. Skinemax with Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    1 hr 31 min
  • TMS 2247: Advil or Anduril?
    That's Egghead Bastardville to You, M'aam. With Great Hair Comes Great Responsibility. They Came Out Of Her Water Slide. Drugs are a Powerful Drug. Like a knee-in-the-groin from your eye-doctor. What about Bob Facebook? No Country for old Brians. I Can't Believe It's Not Lightsaber! Random Poppy Seed Elaine. The Bagel Rule of 1824. Everything Bagels with Tendrils. Sufficient Brians, lacking Chads. Vita Meata Metamates with Tom! Analog Mugs with Randy and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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    1 hr 39 min

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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