The Morning Stream

The Morning Stream

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September 27, 2021 Free TMSPM Monday! Science Cat and the French Turd.
A free taste of PM this week! Join the TMS Patreon to get it every single week! Taste the carpet to be sure. Dew Destructor. That Must Be A Hotel Room, There's Hotel Art! I'm Sorry, You Are At A Taco Bell. How gritty was my clam? Wine Karens. The Winiest Karens. What Kind Of A Pile Are You Looking At? App Time! Your quick questions and more on this episode of TMSPM.

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1 hr 2 min
September 23, 2021 TMS 2179: Mud Blood Hut
I saw it on The TicTak. We built this city on lots of blood. Zero to Jackie Chan Will get You Killed. Peep Power Hour. Gorge, Pivot, Puke, Repeat. Same Screw, Different Place. How Many Red Fraggles are There Anyway? Cocoa Powder, Just Add Blood. Therapy is Easier When They Are Dead. Screwtegrity. Coffee Goes In, Pee Comes Out. Upchuckin' a frankfurter. 60 Pounds of Peeps = DEATH. Who is Going to Milk the Spiders? Ben Folds Clothes. Shitting Bricks with Bobby. Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 37 min
September 22, 2021 TMS 2178: Who's Peeing?
Mad Mustard Fury Road. Unintentional Toilet Cleaning. Ittsy Bitsy Bite on the Ass. Kooky Suzuki Was My Kabuki Name. I Can't Quit You, Love The Show, Though! STAY OUTTA MY HOOTER! The Deltan 88 Galaxy. That movie sucked I saw it. Spider-Butt-Bites. Its the spider's toilet now. Shut Up Richard Dawson, STOP TRYIN TO KISS ME!! The Tucker-Sucker Proxy. Run DMC Motors. My car is a seat. Tom's Tech Time! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 43 min
September 21, 2021 TMS 2177: Shamed by the Bell
Why The What And Not Who? If Found, Please Return This Underwear to. All 71 Year-Olds Are 71. Alpha-Phalpha, Spankakey and Daralala! Mayor McCheese was Recalled. Extremely Prejudicial Muting! Miss you guys and your wives. Right-Handed Driving Simulator. Cosplay for Concern. You Haven't Seen the BlaBlaBla? Who brings a gun to a baby shower? We done did have full show. Pee Wee's Porn House. The Brothers Brown are all Blue. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 39 min
September 20, 2021 TMS 2176: The Crown's Gambit
A Dramedy? That's A Camel, Right? Up your nose with a glowy hose. National Air Bender Day. I Say Keep the Damn Ottoman. Does that letter give good lumbar support. Are Space Orks Sporks? Handsome, Bald, and Famous. The Michelin Man Made Us Dinner and Still Has Fat Rolly Arms. Hot Cockles. You can't see my fingers at home. Take The Turkey in the other Room. I Can Eat 11 Nails and Fart the Longest. Poor neglected Hamilton. It doth was not Jennifer. Just a Saber with Bill. Y The Last Stephen and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 35 min
September 16, 2021 TMS 2175: Burn the butterflies
To Catch a Petabyte. NEED OUTPUT! Wasp-ception. My Husband Comes from Donut People. It all made sense in the dream. Everybody Loves Morrissey. Mowing Virtual Lawns and Pumping Virtual Gas. Not My First Isuzu Rodeo! Skeevily Biting Her Neck. Bobby Frankensteinburgerhymen. Moo Loo Poo. Dark Matter Multiplies Like Rabbits. Never Introduce Anything to Anything. Moo Left the Seat Up? Therapy Thursday and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 28 min
September 15, 2021 TMS 2174: Taco Del Ariana Grande

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1 hr 53 min
September 14, 2021 TMS 2173: Ryan Maiden
The Dog's Butt is Covid Free! The One About the One-Eyed Nun and the Four Monkeys. Gozer the lockpicker. Dressed Like A Kinder Egg. McGruff, The Crime Burger!! Small, Medium, or Roundabout? 18 Park Places and 35lbs Later. Just Okey, No Dokey. Doin' Half The Okie-Dokie!! Tourette's O'Riley, Road Rager!! She's not as methy as I expected! A Box Of Illuminati Pizza! McRover Value Meal. How-r-ye. Jury Duty and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 25 min
September 13, 2021 TMS 2172: Gin-Swilling Firecracker
Ireland or D&D? You Be the Judge. Is Eastern Mysticism Real Because I Like Really Wanted to KNOW. Hawkeye? Not hawkeye? Like hawkeye? Minecraft Poop. Kiss Your Lucky Charms Goodbye! I Don't Like Pouring Coffeeeeeeeeee. Yabba Doo! How Fast is That in Kilometers Per Hour? Piss Off, Ghost! Squeeze the fart right out of Mitzula! Look, but don't touch the celebrities. I Like An OK" Hot Dog!" Truck Stop Chick Tracts. Foo Fang Fung? Making things with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 54 min
September 09, 2021 TMS 2171: All Potatoes all the time
My Wife Partner. Wonton Endangerment. A Pinch Full of Scott Makes the Weed Brownies Go Down! Beer as Dark as My Heart. Assault with a Deadly Fruit. Hitler is my middle name. Head, Shoulders, Hand, Foot, Mouth...Hand, Foot, Mouth. Undesirable Utah Shrimp! Put A Little Bit Of Weed In There. Virginia Pipette is my Stage Name. Science is cool and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 35 min

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The Morning Stream, Mon thru Thurs, every morning, with Scott Johnson and the Frogpants Network. News, culture, politices and talk each and every day!

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