The Morning Stream

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July 07, 2021 TMS 2140: Roundhouse of Refreshment

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1 hr 49 min
July 06, 2021 TMS 2139: Darth Vaper
We All Have a Shelf Life. It's The BETTER Dakota! Want to try my Movie Theater Pickle? Vape CBD Ev'ry Day! Come On Down To Randy Rental. Getting Some Weed & Shasta From The Kroger! Worried about limited heart beats. Plays Resident Evil and screams. Random person yells into the void, more at 11. What's The Dill About Movie Theater Pickles? Ireland Where they Sing Ditties And Eat Clovers. Walk Towards the Wood Chipper! Stuff that down your green pipe! Occupying Different Spaces Together. Much Pain In Butt! Press F9 For Jury and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 34 min
July 05, 2021 TMS 2138: Blaveheart
What Will It Take To Get You Into That Big Mac Value Meal today?? Freedom Rock, Turn it Up While Taking a Freedom Bath! A 2-Way Mirror is Just a 1-Way Window. Red, white and Chew. Dead Counts as Damaged. The Hoitey & The Toitey! Aliens are Taking Your Taxes! Follow Me On Twink Tok! Describe the T-Shirt Situation. Love the band. Not sure about the hitler mustache. The Colman-Domingo: Best All Around Spanish Cooking Stove! Prepare to See Some Ween That'll Make you Feel Better About Yourself. My heart tells me hot dog. Stuffing your face with cream filled tubes. Hellpoint Wildersmith, He was great on That 70s Show! The Comic Books and The What Not and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 30 min
June 30, 2021 TMS 2137: CSI Stardew Valley
No Show Yesterday. No Show Tomorrow. Doctor Jellyfingers Checking the Oil. Liquid Nitrogen-Chilled Don Cheetos. Meringue All the Things! Show me Your Gross Sausage Meat. Masticating Quietly on Air. They've Got Ringos On Their Thingos! Hand Me Those Children. Waiting There In His Underoos. Throuples Do It As Soon As They Leave. If Your Penis Looks Like an Artichoke, Please See a Doctor. All the Bad Kids Died. Cloud Fading with Tom. Maybemental with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 59 min
June 28, 2021 TMS 2136: Don't Tickle Your Rat
These Fecal Flakes Taste Like Crap. The Gun Added 8 Pounds. What's David Letterman's beard doing these days? You know it's got talent. Let's talk about my butt! I Could Really Go For A Cucumber. Cheap Medal Bastards. A Pelt Away from a Q-Anon Shaman. The Seth Rogan Experience! Flat Earth Confirmed! Butt Butter... Now in Tubes! Meat Based Best Friends. He also believes in Aliens. Der Terk Er Gerns. Dust Collecting with Bill. Major Spoilers and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 47 min
June 24, 2021 TMS 2135: Preparation Level H
Frank Zappa Was The Mother of Invention. It Rubs the Lotion on the Nips or else it gets the chafffff. Shit N Slide. Can I talk to you about your extended Anus warranty? Blowing Monkeys for Science. Wild Cocked Tuna. Every Time a Penguin Gets a Shoe a Kitten Gets an Anus. Thinly Spread Layer Upon The Choad. Quick Review: Meh. Monkeys Exposing Themselves With Bobby. Jim Henson's Viking Babies: BORKA! BORKA! A Brownish, Refreshing Cola-Looking Drink. I'd Curb-Side The SHIT Out Of That Place! Frogpants OnlyFans. The Roaring 2020's with Wendi and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 40 min
June 23, 2021 TMS 2134: Necrolickaphobia
Satan's Little Helper. How many licks does it take to get to the center of a dead body? Ah1 Ah2 Ah3 crunch 3. California's Erupting Mud Basket. It's An -Oochie Like Name! Do Astronauts Have Jobs, Because I Really, Like, Want To Know! Dancing Naked While Wearing The Skin Of Grandpa Nissan. Modok runs Penguin Town. It's ALWAYS Leg Day! Can I Say Jackass?? Pissy Android People. Rigorous Basketball with the kids. Who's gonna fight the foo.?These guys that's who. Barry was the Gibb with the squeezed testicles. Tom's Tech Time! The Great Dornholio with Nicole and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 50 min
June 22, 2021 TMS 2133: Taint Paint?
The Sprinkler Man Waits for NO ONE! What's your Waifu password. A Donkey on the Lamb. The Birth of Venus or David's Penis. STOP THE MONKEYS! He Can't Schwing Very Hard Any More! Prime Day has just gotten too commercial. I Like a Good Hillbilly in the City Story. Where do I put my possum? A Crumbling Facade of a Joke. Grease is the problem I have with Nut Butter. Go Kiss An Onion Ring. Can't wait for Integration Test Season 2. Live, From New York, It's Tuesday Morning with Justin and More on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 14 min
June 21, 2021 TMS 2132: A Party Every Few Inches
A Priest, a Mountain Biker, and 14 Ibbotts Walk Into a Bar. Why was your Battle Cry Shit on Me? Don't Toss Grandma off a bridge. Words you never want to hear your Mother say. What is Bukkake? The NUT Part Is Emphasized! You Need a Permit to Spread Grandma. Quarter Cocked Caravan Of Cars. IT'S A TARP!!!!! Park Icon not to Scale. No Scratch, Just Half a Bush. In Soviet Russia, Tella Nuts You! The 80s Creeped up my butt and stayed there! I only watch the games for the nostril hair. Attracting No Drama Magnets. Making Things With Bill and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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1 hr 33 min
June 16, 2021 TMS 2131: Pork Taint Burrito
Shaved-Ass Looking Little Bits Of Coconut. No Show Tomorrow. Is That Where All My Shirts Went??!? It's No Hamilton, But It's A Lincoln And Two Washingtons. ClareGeek? I Don't Like TV Theeeeeeeeeeeemes. One More Thing Batman Won't Do! Drama Is The Magnet You Put On The Fridge! It's The Casual Troll. Mighty fat guy. Jerky in the dark. SON OF A GOAT! Brian goes schoo. Tom Has Been Freed! Reccamentals and more on this episode of The Morning Stream.

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2 hr

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