Today is Emily's last day running the show by herself. We discuss our savage mothers, a dog named Duck, the multiple instances of Emily poisoning herself, and why Emily thinks no one keeps their children's artwork.

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Today Emily is taking over to bring you some of our favorite segments from the past and let Nick go on a much needed vacation. We chat about Emily's gross neighbors, if you are all for dunking your cookies into milk, watching your partner play videogames, and bee therapy.

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Today is the first day of Nick's long overdue vacation, so Emily is taking over to bring you some of our favorite segments from the past. We discuss kids using toilets in public, Superman, Emily's evil dream boyfriend, and Intern Andreas host his first segment on emotional TV moments that made him cry.

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We discuss why Emily wants a warning that you’re sober before she buys you a bunch of alcohol for your birthday, how AI technology is being used to have SpongeBob sing your favorite alt rock hits, and Fall Out Boy updating Billy Joel’s We Didn’t Start The Fire.

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We discuss why Emily thinks she has superpowers, why Nick is furious at our intern Andreas, and the discovery of another dead body in Lady Bird Lake.

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We discuss what debt Nick is trying to walk away from now, whether going to TJ Maxx makes you have to poop, and whether McDonald's new Grimace shake is killing the TikTok generation.

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We discuss how Emily is in denial over murdering a turtle with her car, whether Mr. Beast should be tweeting about almost going on the Titantic submersible, and Happy Gilmore playing golf for Ball State University.

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We discuss why nobody needs to hear from James Cameron about Titanic stuff right now, Nick's Dear Redacted about why a co-worker needs to stop touching his scissors, and whether plants like it when you touch them. 

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We discuss why 10am is too early for brunch, why Emily is mad at her boyfriend's sleeping habits, and who would win in a fight, Elon Musk or Mark Zuckerberg?

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We discuss how Emily's AC is struggling against the summer heat, why Nick thinks CNN is trying to convince him he's going to die soon, and why Trent Reznor is a fan of Dua Lipa's sugarboo.

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