We discuss why Nick is not a fan of Cheeze-Its, why Pete Davidson is feuding with PETA, and why Emily had to go full Karen on her neighbors.

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We discuss how Emily’s first time at an Austin FC game included a two-hour weather delay, what event you would dominate the Sex Olympics in, and the problem with Nick’s secret alfredo sauce recipe.

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We discuss how Emily can tell her new roommate her couch is ugly, Nick’s review of Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse, and who vandalized Emily’s desk at work.

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We discuss how Emily hit what she says is a very important relationship milestone with her boyfriend, how Nick's landlord has officially lost it, and Emily's review of The Little Mermaid.

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We discuss the leaked cast for the new Fantastic 4 movie, the "widely adopted" Gen-Z slang of bed-rotting , reviews for the newest Spider-Verse film, and we sprinkled in some Morning X Rewind for good measure.

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We discuss Nick's rampant videogame cheating, Emily meeting her boyfriend's parents, bees attacking Austin citizens, and the last episode of Succession (without any spoilers, we promise!)

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We discuss why Emily wants to watch her boyfriend play Legend of Zelda, why Nick has a problem with snake plants, and whether anyone would care about Ali Wong if she didn’t have her glasses. 

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We discuss why Emily is mad at the new HBO-less Max, the best evidence yet that Austin doesn't have a serial killer, and everything you've ever wanted to know about Emily's showering habits and Nick's manscaping.

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We discuss how Nick recently found out his grandmother disinherited him, when do you replace your underwear, and whether parents are actually having their kids use portable toilets in public.

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We discuss a Dumb Question Amnesty about what time the gas pumps close, why Emily is nervous to meet her boyfriend's parents, and Nick tries his hand at picking an uplifting news story for Don't Nick My News.

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