We discuss a German man who accidentally ordered 28 Teslas, the I Love You Call, and Does Deb Know Stuff.

We discuss how someone out there is putting strawberries on their pizza, some of Jason's worst takes ever, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.

We discuss how Austin is behind on reporting coronavirus numbers because they're still using fax machines, That Guy, and which member of the Lakers has opted out of playing in the NBA's bubble.

We discuss Caesars casinos giving $20 in free chips if they wear a mask while gambling, another listener I Love You Call, and Does Deb Know Stuff.

We discuss how The Segway is officially dead, a round of Let's Talk Talkies, and the FBI saying the Bubba Wallace noose was not a hate crime.

We discuss a study from Japan that claims daily exercise may not make you live longer after all, Deb explains eyelash extensions, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.

We discuss whether people are masturbating during work hours now that everyone's working at home, a round of But Your Kids Are Gonna Love It, and Novak Djokovic testing positive for coronavirus.

We discuss National Hydration Day, another listener I Love You Call, and Does Deb Know Stuff about Karens.

We discuss how Michael Keaton may play Batman again, Deb's Diary, and if baseball might finally be officially back.