We discuss whether guys who own cats are less attractive to women, why Jason thought he broke his house, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.

We discuss what to call male Karens, Deb's busy weekend, and Dak Prescott signing his franchise tender.

We discuss how much someone paid for the Kurt Cobain MTV Unplugged guitar, the I Love You Call, something about baseball, and Does Deb Know Stuff.

We discuss how people are buying disposable urinals because they don't want to use public restrooms anymore and play a round of Just Chillin' Y'all.

We hear from Dave B on our pick-up basketball game, his adventures at the beach, and Jason tells a poker story.

We discuss Elon Musk denying he had a threesome with Amber Heard and Cara Delevingne, a round of Dumb Question Amnesty, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.

We discuss how coronavirus is causing a coin shortage for banks, a round of You AutoComplete Me, and UT Athletic Director Chris Del Conte's meeting with thelongh football team about their racial equality concerns.

We discuss Kid Rock's Nashville bar losing their beer license because they weren't social distancing, another listener I Love You Call, how Jason's fellow degens are gambling on sharks, and Does Deb Know Stuff.

We discuss a survey on people's ketchup habits, Deb's C of the Week, and Dennis De La Pena on the Eyes of Texas and Longhorn players catching coronavirus.

We discuss Johnny Depp accusing Amber Heard of having a threesome with Elon Musk and Cara Delevingne, where all the swingers live in central Texas, more #TBTwJnD, and Are You Smarter Than Jason Dick.