The Most Dramatic Podcast Yet

We apologize for everyone out there listening if they don't know what the "orange test" is. Even co-host Paul Constable didn't know what it was, until Christel Bartelse had him watch some classic Brayden/Christina (Bachelor royalty are we right?) IG video where Brayden does, indeed, pass the "orange test". Basically, ask your partner to peel an orange for you, and how they respond is a sign of how well your relationship is going.

You're welcome!

Anyways - we do talk about all things Joey on this episode, including the very dramatic KFC Pool Party that doesn't even seem to involve any chicken or swimming of any kind, as well as judging the Dollarama level outfits the women were forced to wear to play tennis in front of Joey (did you know he played tennis?)

The big cat fight of the week is Sydney vs Maria, and no one takes on a Kleinburg, Ontario girl without some nearby Toronto citizens having her back!

It's all in good fun - it's good times - and you know that you want to listen!

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Joey has narrowed his dating pool down to only twenty-two women (only in the Bachelor can you get away with a sentence like that), and of course co-hosts Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable have a lot to say about it!

Who do they think the front runners are? Who's impressing them the most...or let's face it...the least?!? Can you have an honourable cat-fight? And how soon can Paul get to Kleinburg?

You have questions - we have answers - which will probably just lead to more questions!

Don't waste your time, take a listen and enjoy!

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It's a new season of The Bachelor, and that means it's a new season of Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable talking all things Joey. Thirty-two women (a Bachelor record!) are vying for Joey's heart, and hoping that he puts a ring on their finger at the end of this dramatic journey.

Is there drama? Yes. Are their tears? Yes. Is there a lot of phallic innuendo? Yes!

Contestants like Jess and Taylor already have their claws out, and elder sister Lauren isn't far behind (although she probably says the most cutting thing of the night - to her own sister!!!)

Make sure you stay until the end to hear Christel's birthday surprise, and know that we will be with you ever step of the way as we discuss all things Bachelor.

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Happy new year y'all!!!

We're sorry we've been away for awhile, but we're coming back strong in the new year to talk all things Bachelor. The franchise didn't waste any time getting us into the groove for 2024, so co-hosts Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable threw together an emergency podcast to get us all caught up!

The first Golden Bachelor Wedding happened live on January 4th, 2024; a day we're sure that will go down in infamy as the day Brayden tried to sabotage a wedding with his own proposal...maybe not the best move...but this is why you listen!

We've missed you, and we're happy to be back. Take a listen and let this tide you over until January 22nd, when The Bachelor itself is back!

Tennis anyone...? 

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Ever wondered about the ins and outs of reality television dating shows? Join your hosts, Paul Constable and Christel Bartelse, for a lively discussion on the latest episode of 'Bachelor in Paradise'. As we sip on our favorite cocktails and share our Bachelor dreams, we dissect the potential candidates for the magical date and ponder over the intriguing teaser at the start of the episode. 

Expanding the conversation, we delve into the intricate dynamics of the group date, the contestants' relationship with the ever-mysterious Gerry, and the intense rivalry brewing among the women. We also offer our take on Ellen's emotional roller coaster with Gerry and the surprise rose decision that leaves everyone on edge. We'll spill the tea on overnight dates, Sam's social media presence, and Sean's drastic job-quitting decision to stay on the show. 

To cap it off, we analyze the latest drama, including the heated tension between Tanner and Kat, the unexpectedly hilarious montage featuring Tanner and Davia, and Kat's ungrateful birthday scene. We also shed light on the truth or dare game, Olivia's unforgettable moment with John Henry, and the heart-to-heart between Jess and Blake. And for the fans of Rachel and Brayden, we have a special segment looking at how their relationship has evolved since Rachel's stint on the Bachelorette. So come along, prepare for hearty laughter, juicy gossip, and an engaging breakdown of 'Bachelor in Paradise'.

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Ever wonder what happens when Bachelor Nation has a pickleball showdown? Or what secret revelations emerge from a 'Never Have I Ever' game that completely turns the tide? Well, strap in, listeners, because we're about to spill some hot tea from the October 20th episodes of Golden Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise. Get ready for a wild ride through the rollercoaster of Teresa's upset, Gerry and Leslie's relationship, a curious pair of female legs, and the mystery of the missing Boom Boom Room.

Can we digest the awkwardness of Peter and Olivia's spa date, or the love triangle between John B, Eliza, and Aaron without a heavy dose of humor? Absolutely not! We'll tickle your funny bones with our candid takes on these developing love stories and more. And did we mention our theories about the frontrunners? You'll be on the edge of your seats as we dissect each contender's chances and the curious case of a mysterious dog that just appeared out of nowhere. 

As we wind down, we'll get down to some serious talk about the nuances of Brayden and Rachel's relationship. Is a new bond forming or is there more than what meets the eye? We'll also delve into the drama surrounding Kat's birthday and the baffling disappearance of the Boom Boom Room. Plus, could it be Katie, the former Bachelorette who's the owner of those mysterious legs? Join us for our humorous, candid, and all-too-real discussions on all things Bachelor. Trust us, you won't want to miss it!

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Ever been left speechless as the waters get murky in the world of reality TV dating shows? Well, buckle up because, this week, we’re breaking down the drama, the heartbreak, and the romance that unfolded on The Golden Bachelor  and Bachelor in Paradise. This episode will see us dissecting everything from group dates to talent shows, from shocking breakups to budding new romances, and we'll be asking some tough questions along the way.

What is it about Tanner, the Hollywood hunk, that seems to make all the women on the beach lose track of their current partners? Join us as we scrutinize the complicated relationship between Brayden and Kat, as well as the unexpected arrival of Tanner. We also zero in on the curious case of Samantha and her frequent bathroom visits. With each twist and turn, prepare yourself for an emotional whirlwind that's as unpredictable as it is exciting.

But it doesn't stop there. We swing the spotlight onto Will's eye-catching tattoo, discuss the impact of the Beckham documentary, and share our thoughts on the relevance of the British monarchy today. On a lighter note, we also have some fun discussing the pros and cons of hitting on women at the gym, and we introduce you to a new contestant named John Henry. So, get ready for some laughs, intrigue, and perhaps a few gasps of surprise as we navigate these tumultuous waters of reality TV dating shows.

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What if reality TV dating shows were not just about drama, but actually had a deeper meaning? What if they could actually teach us about human behaviour, relationships, and even ourselves? If you're nodding your head right now, this episode is for you. We've watched, we've laughed, and now we're ready to dissect two of our favorite reality TV dating shows - Golden Bachelor and Bachelor in Paradise. From the charming and genuine Gerry from Golden Bachelor to the power dynamics and drama in Bachelor in Paradise, our conversations will make you see these shows in a whole new light. We even touch upon a Star Wars character, proving that you truly can find love in the most unlikely places.

Get ready for a roller-coaster ride as we discuss Theresa's hilarious hair moment with the wind, the sweet unchoreographed flash mob, and the irony of the not-so-real waitress. We also dive into the subtle details that make Golden Bachelor more about finding a true companion than providing just mere entertainment. On the other hand, we explore the shallow approach taken by some characters in Bachelor in Paradise and what it reveals about modern dating culture. Add in a dash of fashion commentary with Brayden's unique rubber ducky earrings, and you've got yourself an entertaining but insightful discussion.

But that's not all. We also reflect on Hannah Brown's time on The Bachelorette, the tension caused by the 'truth bonfire', and discuss the complexities of relationships formed on the shows. From Will's reaction to Kylee and Aven's relationship to the power dynamics at play, we tackle it all. And, of course, we can't forget about Gerry, our beloved Golden Bachelor, and his authentic approach to finding love. So, come join us on this wild ride through the unpredictable world of reality TV dating shows. Trust us, you will never see these shows the same way again.

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You've seen the heated romance, the tearful goodbyes, and the shocking rose ceremonies. But have you ever wondered how it would be if our beloved Bachelor contestants were, say, senior citizens? Buckle up as we guide you through the roller-coaster ride of the new seasons of Bachelor in Paradise, and the Golden Bachelor, where age is just a number and love knows no bounds. We'll spill the tea on the 73-years-young bachelor, Gary, and a few hilarious encounters with celebrities, that will keep you hooked.

Who would have thought that the Rose Ceremony could be just as poignant in broad daylight, or that we'd be rooting for a septuagenarian's love story? Not us, for sure. As we review episodes of the Golden Bachelor & Bachelor in Paradise, join us on the journey of April's strange calendar that only has the month of April , the heartwarming chemistry between Gary and Faith, and the strangely touching Rose Ceremony. We'll also take you on a tour of the reality dating show world, comparing the charm of Brayden's crystal earrings and the men's fascination with Kylee. 

And if all that wasn't enough, we promise you a good laugh with our own dating misadventures and security scares. We'll also be your crystal ball, predicting the drama that's about to unfold in Bachelor in Paradise, including the potential game-changer - the 'truth box'. And just when you think we're done, we leave you with a wild speculation about the fate of a monkey in the African Lion Safari theme park. Sit tight and tune in, as we promise you, it's going to be a riot.

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It's been too long hasn't it? That's what Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable think, and that's why they're back early to talk about the upcoming seasons of Bachelor in Paradise AND The Golden Bachelor.

Do we think three hours of Bachelor Nation programming on one night might be a bit too much? You'll just have to listen to find out.

How do we feel about the new shows? Any gossip floating around? Who do we think will end up with who? 

We're back - we're strong - and we're excited about killing our brain cells on all things Bachelor.

We've missed ya!

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