The Most Dramatic Podcast Yet

Paul Constable starts off the podcast by getting his co-host Christel Bartelse's name wrong - but we swear things get better from there.

Its hometowns, where Charity goes to visit the four remaining bachelors in the place where they grew up. Surprisingly, most of the families are nice and seem open to Charity being their future in-law.

Except for Uncle Joe, who is Joey's uncle, which sounds more confusing than it actually is. If you've ever had a relationship go downhill because of the meddling of your "favourite" uncle, perhaps you can relate to what Joey is going through this episode.

There is laughter, there is tears, there is talk of how to try and get Jesse Palmer's job.

You know you want to listen - why are you even still reading this?

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Why oh why (you ask) are we combining two episodes into one?

Well - first off - it's twice as fun just like Doublemint Gum! And - well - Paul Constable kind of forgot to his record last week when he and co-host Christel Bartelse talked about Episode Four while he was cozy down in the Falls.

So they got back together and decided to just talk about both shows at once - which of course goes off the rails pretty fast, as they start talking about the latest Barbie movie and whether dating more than one person at once is a good idea (for TV - yes! for real life? Perhaps not?)

Charity's season is still going strong, and she's whittling it down to some great (and kind of whiny) choices. They hit the city of New Orleans (pronounced New Oh-leans) and take in the sights.

With hometown dates only a week away, Charity has some tough decisions to make. Or to put off. And then put off again. And then...

Well - you'll just have to listen to find out!

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Christel Bartelse is back!!!!

She has returned to our Canadian shores, much to the delight of co-host Paul Constable.

The two immediately delve into the upcoming Golden Bachelor TV show, and whether this is even a good idea or not, as Paul counts down the days until he's finally old enough to apply for it.

We also start talking about the third episode in Charity's Bachelorette season, discussing the pros and (mostly) cons of Braydon, who the front runners might be, and why Jesse Palmer might have been crying at some point in the show.

All in all, it's just great to have Christel back, because who wants to live in a world where you can't discuss the Bachelor franchise amongst friends?

Have a listen - you know you want to!

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Welcome back!

Finally we can start to discuss the real journey in Charity's season as The Bachelorette. Paul Constable is still flying solo on this one, as his co-host is across the pond doing lovely Bachelorette type things while Paul stays home.

The drama starts early in this one - as viewers will have to choose sides between Adrian and Brayden, who spend most of the episode bickering like a couple of old biddies, albeit with a bit more "You know what I'm saying?" and "Bro" comments thrown in.

There is a dodgeball game that involves men manscaping (stay for the end credits ladies!), and there is an attempt to break the world record for "Longest Kiss In Bachelorette History!!!" Is it possible this show could save the educational crisis in America? Time will tell...

Take a listen...and know that Christel will be back soon!

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We are back!!!!

Or...are we? Host Paul Constable has to fly solo on this one, as Christel Bartelse is living it up over in Europe - and we just can't figure out how to make this darn thing work when one of us is across the pond!

Charity is our Bachelorette this season, and she's found a nice line up of doucheba....young men who want to win her heart. Will she find love? Time will tell.

This episode introduces us to names we will all know a little too well in the weeks to come. Spencer, Braydon, Joey, Dotun, Xavier - and Paul's new favourite - Caleb B! A weird mix of Billy Ray Cyrus and wrestling, this is the must watch contestant of the season.

So take a listen - send us your thoughts - and join us on our own fairy tale adventure in podcasting!

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It's hard to believe two and a half months have come and gone. Do we all remember early 2022 - when we had hopes for Zach and his troupe of women? When names like Greer and Ariel meant nothing to us, before we knew this season would be tainted by Zach's inability to not have sex.

Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable sum up the year, relieved that the tragedy that is Zach is behind them, and looking forward to the future of a summer filled podcast of breaking down Charity as The Bachelorette.

Laughs are had, people are judged, and we all get a little bit dumber because of it.

Enjoy!!! We'll miss ya - but we'll be back!!!

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This is the episode we've all been waiting for. The Zachelor is down to three final contestants, and he vows not to have sex with any of them out of fear of ruining his chances at finding love. Does he stick to his promise? Does a bear poop in the toilet? (it's our weird way of trying to say "No, he doesn't stick to it...")

Join hosts Paul Constable and Christel Bartelse as they talk (and giggle) about everything that happened in the last episode. Why is Zach still showering? Why are monkeys watching him? Why is his childhood nickname Mowgli?

Questions are asked - some are answered.

Get out your favourite glass of red, sit down, and settle it.

It's the Most Dramatic Podcast Yet!

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It's hometown week - and it's all the Women Tell All (or the Women Tell Paul - which host Christel Bartelse kept alive much to the delight of co-host Paul Constable)

It's really like two episodes in one, as we talk about how well (or weird) the hometown dates went, and who we think the final woman left standing is going to be (hint: she's blonde and lives in Austin, Texas).

It's another fun week as our hosts break down everything that went down - and once again try to answer that question - Why can't we all just...get along?!?

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We're back and on track with Zach!

This week the ladies are in Budapest, Hungary! It's the week before the hometown dates, and the ladies are nervous as to who will get the rose. 

We don't want to give much away, but Christel and Paul once again break down what happened in this week's episode, all the while trying to be both fair and kind to the Bachelor that can only be described as "better than Clayton."

You know you want to listen. You know you love it.

And guess which one of our hosts offers up to put on a live shower feed? It might not be who you think!!! 

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Christel Bartelse and Paul Constable are back talking Zach!

We don't know if it's the show itself, but we thought last week we were a bit loopy. Well, this episode seems to get even crazier...as Christel starts telling Paul about her plans for an Only Fans page...which he doesn't seem able to let go of...and well...they do eventually start talking about the Zachelor.

Zach Shallcross does not seem to come across great on his trip to Estonia. There's a bit of a Kat fight, there's some tension with Jess, and there's some (we hate to say it) unnecessary nudity.

It's a loopy ride - but we know you'll want to listen!

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