EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! - Day 13 The Species of its day. “Whoevah told ya a cheap dinnah in a second-rate Itah-lian restaurant was a ticket to a girl’s bedroom...”

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! - Day 12

A punk witch tale. I hope you enjoy Satanic interpretive dance! Incomparable performances, especially from a fabulously sassy and prickly coroner who brings a Paul Lynde level of bitchiness: "It's suicide, honey!"

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! - Day 11 The Space Shuttle Sex Murders?! Now, THERE’S a prequel they shoulda made! Oh boy...we've entered the Tim Kincaid era and it's all big hair, bad acting, and sexy, sexy mayhem.

Day 9 - EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! And who could forget dear, dear rat girl? Sure, there’s been a nuclear war, acid rain makes travel impossible, and a monster's lurking about, but do you think that’s gonna stop Linnea Quigley from showering with one of her co-workers? I don’t think so!

Day 8: EMPIRE (doesn't) STRIKE BACK...'cause Empire was already long gone, baby! The great Jim Wynorski directs this ridiculous trifle featuring the return of Peter Liapis from the original and Stacie Randall, whose outfit does most of her acting. “You barely speak English! How do you know an ancient language?!”

EMPIRE (sorta) STRIKES BACK! - Day 7 Charles Band sold the rights to stave off bankruptcy, so it's technically NOT an Empire production, but it's still Ghoulies, baby! A raucous comedy that begs the question: What iconic line will Kevin McCarthy be remembered for? Invasion of the Body Snatchers' "They're here already! You're next!" or "The Ghoulies have no dicks!"

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! - Day 6 “Bon appetite, motherfucker!” G2 opts for an edgier, nastier approach and delivers an inspired carnival sequence of delightful mischief and mayhem.

Day 5

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!

Empire’s first legitimate hit, Ghoulies has a plethora of Buechler’s trademark slimy, diminutive beasties and an iconic VHS cover.

Day 4

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!

“I reject your reality and substitute my own.” It took a while, but people are finally starting to realize that EVERYTHING began with The Dungeonmaster. The aforementioned quote, screen handles (X-Calbr8), the power glove, cybersex “She can’t link up like we can,” Google Glass, and as Dave Chappelle put it, “everything looks better in slow motion.” Oh, and a cameo by WASP, obviously.