If it weren’t for the extra lives, I think cat’s eye contacts would be a decent alternative to elaborate surgery.

S07E12

Advertising can be a killer, especially when you're baby James Bond.

S07E09

If Tate Donovan can use them fancy new internets to find a Chinese restaurant, you think he can find a better script?

S06E04

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! 

Day 31, Halloween 

“It’s changing us, doc. All of us. And not for the better.” Capping off our month of Empire pics with one of the wildest, most extreme Lovecraft adaptations ever committed to film!

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! (In Spirit)

- Day 29 

Empire might've been obsolete, but the gang was still around to make us squirm. I just wish we learned HOW Combs lost his college gig. History has shown that letting Jeffrey Combs loose on a college campus doesn't end well.

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!

Day 28 

I wish I could tell you that Charlie Forsythe’s ghost fought the good fight and the sisters let him be, but instead, he burned, shot, and eviscerated any fool who annoyed the shit outta his supernatural ass.

Day 27 EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!   “My pain will be your pain!”   An offbeat, grotesque, quick-on-the-draw horror/western with some choice dialogue: “An accident’s when a Junebug flies up yer ass. And this ain’t June!”

Day 26 EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!   The first feature adaptation of a Clive Barker work and had they watched Beverly Hills Cop or Octopussy a couple years prior, they'd know Steven Berkoff is never to be trusted.

Day 25 EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!   "But...you're so ugly!" "So are you, my dear. So are you..."   It's a sci-fi/horror/musical, so you'd better believe it's an Albert Pyun film. RIP.

31 Days of Horror - Day 24

“We don’t have enough nudity in this movie! Breasts and blood! That’s what America wants to see!”

The director of Psychos in Love serves up another satirical horror-comedy, this time tackling the tricky subject of rape-revenge movies and female empowerment.