EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!

Day 28 

I wish I could tell you that Charlie Forsythe’s ghost fought the good fight and the sisters let him be, but instead, he burned, shot, and eviscerated any fool who annoyed the shit outta his supernatural ass.

Day 27 EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!   “My pain will be your pain!”   An offbeat, grotesque, quick-on-the-draw horror/western with some choice dialogue: “An accident’s when a Junebug flies up yer ass. And this ain’t June!”

Day 26 EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!   The first feature adaptation of a Clive Barker work and had they watched Beverly Hills Cop or Octopussy a couple years prior, they'd know Steven Berkoff is never to be trusted.

Day 25 EMPIRE STRIKES BACK!   "But...you're so ugly!" "So are you, my dear. So are you..."   It's a sci-fi/horror/musical, so you'd better believe it's an Albert Pyun film. RIP.

31 Days of Horror - Day 24

“We don’t have enough nudity in this movie! Breasts and blood! That’s what America wants to see!”

The director of Psychos in Love serves up another satirical horror-comedy, this time tackling the tricky subject of rape-revenge movies and female empowerment.

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! -Day 23

"Stuff it, you little shit!"

This is why you always listen to the nerd and/or the tough but hot cat burglar!

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! - Day 22

If he's gotta pray for atonement while eating a Snickers, wait'll he discovers Fun Dip!

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! - Day 21

"Fantastic idea for a movie! Martians diddling the women of the universe!"

I wanna party with Spiro.

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! - Day 20

“I thought I recognized those small tits!”

David DeCoteau's first non-porn feature wherein he attempts to create a female Freddy Krueger. It...didn't catch on.

EMPIRE STRIKES BACK! - Day 19

"Stupid DJ."

"I'm a VEEJAY!" 

In the end, Spellcaster is about personal responsibility and respecting someone else’s property. You fuck around with antiques, you get brutalized by monster chairs, big-toothed beasties, decrepit living corpses, and scariest of all, a hammy Adam Ant.