John Astin might not be very (snap snap) creepy, but he's definitely (snap snap) kooky.

S03E05

I'm sure Anthony Zerbe dreamed of one day becoming a dashing matinee idol, but with a malevolent visage like that, he appears to have been bred in a secret laboratory to make his onscreen partner's lives miserable.

S06E05

If Sound of Metal starred an asshole...

S02E08

John-Boy! How could you???

S02E15

31 Days of Horror: Halloween

Revenge is so very, very sweet, especially if you're the restless soul of a swaggering, razor blade wieldin', tough as nails 1940s hustler with a golden tongue and a diamond dick (allegedly).

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31 Days of Horror: Day 30

So, how'd you like getting bent and twisted like a gotdamn multi-tool, David Alan Grier? (BIG SNAPS) HATED IT!

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31 Days of Horror: Day 29

Now that we've seen his work, it's clear based on his paintings that Daniel Robitaille was a pioneer in the field of Glamour Shots.

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31 Days of Horror: Day 28

I imagine Candyman sitting in traffic, sweating and stewing under that heavy coat while listening to The Kingfish implore him to "chill" and "have some gumbo," just aching to find the nearest pay phone, frantically dial with his good hand, and proclaim across the airwaves: YOU ARE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!

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31 Days of Horror: Day 27

Of all the toughs Bernard Rose could've picked, he went with Ted Raimi. I guess being from across the pond, the motorcycle riding, leather jacket-wearing bad boys he's used to are of the shrimpy variety.

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31 Days of Horror: Day 26

"She's bad news. I ain't no punk or nothin', I'm 100% man, but hey. That bitch scares the shit outta me."

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