31 Days of Horror: Day 20

Those Amazonians sure channeled Wayne Brady when Bill initially abstained from imbibing that mysterious liquid. “If you do not drink this, then we have a problem.”

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31 Days of Horror: Day 19

Hmmph! Some King of the Cosmos...

He didn’t even remember the vampires moved into the city AFTER prohibition! DUH!

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31 Days of Horror: Day 18

This ho is so ugly, she can scare a hungry bulldog off the back of a meat truck!

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31 Days of Horror: Day 17 

“Your death will please me very much.” Getting to the end of this boring movie will please ME very much.

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31 Days of Horror: Day 16

A one-of-a-kind SOV horror that's jaw-dropping in its ineptitude, but extraordinary for its boldness.

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31 Days of Horror: Day 15

An often thrilling, bleak exploration of slavery for the modern era that I doubt will hold up to repeat viewings.

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31 Days of Horror: Day 14

I don’t condone animal cruelty, whether literal or figurative, but that gal must be mighty rich to have “enough money to burn up a wet mule.” That bitch RICH!

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31 Days of Horror: Day 13

A bit of that ol’ black magic about vicious, yowling little doll with a taste for gangster flunkies and hip hop hype men.

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31 Days of Horror: Day 12

Just so you know: If it came down to the life of a dog vs. an evil force tearing me apart, I’d choose the dog every goddamn time. Fuck my life, just so long as the dog is OK.  

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31 Days of Horror: Day 11

“I got a supernatural high.” Oh Snoop, you’re not fooling anyone.

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