31 Days of Horror: Day 27

Of all the toughs Bernard Rose could’ve picked, he went with Ted Raimi. I guess being from across the pond, the motorcycle riding, leather jacket-wearing bad boys he’s used to are of the shrimpy variety.

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31 Days of Horror: Day 26

“She’s bad news. I ain’t no punk or nothin’, I’m 100% man, but hey. That bitch scares the shit outta me.”

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31 Days of Horror: Day 25

She's really serious about that grape jelly.

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31 Days of Horror: Day 24

Not too many blaxploitation zombie flicks out there, so I'll take it.

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31 Days of Horror: Day 23

Did Sean Whalen even NEED makeup to look emaciated? Dude’s been looking haggard since that ‘Got Milk’ commercial.

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31 Days of Horror: Day 22

Keefe, Keefe, Keefe. You're gonna burst a blood vessel laughing that much!

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31 Days of Horror: Day 21

The real horror is the cabin sizes, am I right???

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31 Days of Horror: Day 20

Those Amazonians sure channeled Wayne Brady when Bill initially abstained from imbibing that mysterious liquid. “If you do not drink this, then we have a problem.”

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31 Days of Horror: Day 19

Hmmph! Some King of the Cosmos...

He didn’t even remember the vampires moved into the city AFTER prohibition! DUH!

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31 Days of Horror: Day 18

This ho is so ugly, she can scare a hungry bulldog off the back of a meat truck!

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