Don't call me cookie and I won't call you cake. TAK!

31 Days of Horror: Day 24

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Ted Levine's a fine actor, but that Buffalo Bill voice is mighty distracting:

"Officer! The Mangler ate her!" "Erhm...was she a great big fat person?"

31 Days of Horror: Day 23

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Hoo boy, did I get chills when he said the Dolores Claiborne mess blew over. I was like OOOOOOOOOHHHHH! HE SAID IT!!!!

31 Days of Horror: Day 22

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Sure, that big time newswoman from O-ma-HA might've uncovered some nefarious wrongdoings, but I so wish they'd contacted a true crime podcast. Those are the real heroes.

31 Days of Horror: Day 21

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The whole thing is less an evil coven of murderous children movie than a moody indie drama with occasional horror elements woven into the fabric of its occasionally intriguing narrative.

31 Days of Horror: Day 20

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Remind me never to give a telekinetic abomination toys he can use to "voodoo doll" his victims with. It doesn't end well.

31 Days of Horror: Day 19

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They also must have amazing sex because they really seem to hate each other yet can't bother to find the door.

31 Days of Horror: Day 17

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You're telling me Michael Ironside couldn't take care of this whole thing with a cruel jape and a double-barrel shotgun?

31 Days of Horror: Day 17

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"Just touch him. I'll do the rest." Ummm...excuse me?

31 Days of Horror: Day 16

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You could do far worse than blow-up sex dolls as road markers.

31 Days of Horror: Day 15

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