I kinda needed some more backstory on what the hell product that lunkhead pretty boy was hocking. It’s in a can, Teri’s sporting a harpoon, and it’s huge in Japan. ...are we talkin’ Dolphin Cola here? Tuna Sprite? Mountain Dolphin Dew? 

S02E06

Oh, Malcolm’s a connoisseur, you can tell. A twist of lime always goes best with a bloody cocktail. Squeeze of lemon? Don’t make me chortle.

S03E07

McCarthy chanting 'ghoulie ghoulie ghoulie' instantly transported me to that time he had to contend with those rambunctious spirits of dark mirth in Ghoulies Go To College. Damn Chug-a-Lug House. 

S04E14

You wouldn’t catch me buying oysters from Michael J. Pollard. I don’t care how horny I get!

S05E10

Alright ya buncha cattle rustlin’ cowpokes! Time ta peddle yer potions cause it’s backdoor pilot time!

S04E08

John Astin might not be very (snap snap) creepy, but he's definitely (snap snap) kooky. 

S03E05

I’m sure Anthony Zerbe dreamed of one day becoming a dashing matinee idol, but with a malevolent visage like that, he appears to have been bred in a secret laboratory to make his onscreen partner’s lives miserable.

S06E05

If Sound of Metal starred an asshole...

S02E08

John-Boy! How could you???

S02E15

31 Days of Horror: Halloween

Revenge is so very, very sweet, especially if you’re the restless soul of a swaggering, razor blade wieldin’, tough as nails 1940s hustler with a golden tongue and a diamond dick (allegedly).

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