Special and ridiculous in its own unique way, Cat's Eye is quick, painless, and like a cozy kitteh settling on your chest to take a long snooze.

31 Days of Horror: Day 4

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I liked this a lot better in 2016 when it was called Lights Out.

31 Days of Horror: Day 3

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My wife leaned over during the Jordy Verrill segment and inquired: Real talk. How high was he when they shot this?

31 Days of Horror: Day 2

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Max O. is like the dented hubcap of a non-possessed Plymouth Fury. Chrome-plated and jaggedly askew.

31 Days of Horror: Day 1

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Total prequel to Ghost. Schiavelli's playing the exact same character and why he didn't enlist Swayze to help him reap vengeance upon that ghoulish cabal of creatures is a blown opportunity if there ever was one. Oh, you need to say goodbye to Demi Moore? How 'bout fucking with some literal monsters?

S03E10

I kinda needed some more backstory on what the hell product that lunkhead pretty boy was hocking. It's in a can, Teri's sporting a harpoon, and it's huge in Japan. ...are we talkin' Dolphin Cola here? Tuna Sprite? Mountain Dolphin Dew?

S02E06

Oh, Malcolm's a connoisseur, you can tell. A twist of lime always goes best with a bloody cocktail. Squeeze of lemon? Don't make me chortle.

S03E07

McCarthy chanting 'ghoulie ghoulie ghoulie' instantly transported me to that time he had to contend with those rambunctious spirits of dark mirth in Ghoulies Go To College. Damn Chug-a-Lug House.

S04E14

You wouldn't catch me buying oysters from Michael J. Pollard. I don't care how horny I get!

S05E10

Alright ya buncha cattle rustlin' cowpokes! Time ta peddle yer potions cause it's backdoor pilot time!

S04E08