📬🌌 Welcome to the Multiversal Mail Room, where your package is simultaneously lost and delivered! Dive into the mind-bending world of interdimensional postage with The Multiverse Employee Handbook.

In this episode, you'll learn: How to avoid getting stuck in temporal delivery loops; Techniques for managing your inbox across infinite realities; Tips for impressing your omni-present, multi-temporal boss; The proper use of quantum-entangled stamps; Navigating the paradoxes of "Return to Sender" across timelines. 

Whether you're a seasoned interdimensional postal worker or just trying to mail a letter to your past self, this episode has something for everyone. Remember: in the multiverse, "You've got mail" is less of a notification and more of an existential crisis!

Join us for a hilarious romp through space, time, and corporate bureaucracy. It's "Office Space" meets "Doctor Who," with a dash of quantum physics thrown in for good measure.

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