The tradition of April Fools Day is born in a gruesome political murder that prevents the recognition of March 32nd, a day so steeped in mystery it doesn’t appear on the calendar.

The Council of Mars is:

• Lindsay Graham, Lead Cantor
• Emily Burke, Arranger of Sounds
• Mollie Baack. Conjurer of Realities
• Steven Walters, High Scribe
• Alexandra Currie-Buckner. Guardian
• Arch Priests, Steven Walters for Airship, and Pascal Hughes for Noiser.
• With special contributions from Acolytes Miranda Kathleen, Ben Sawyer, Lindsay Goldapp and William Simpson.

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