The Neatcast

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  • Episode 134 - Laying Pipes at the Playboy Mansion, The Gloucester Gimp, and Humanoids from Space?

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    Jeremy has vanished, so Mike & Zack reunite with Kory from The World is My Burrito to talk about ALL KINDS of stuff! For instance...

    Guess What

    The SAG-AFTRA strike is over!

    ...The Warner Brothers strike has BEGUN. (They cancelled a cool sounding movie)

    President Rock?

    Playboy mansione toilets clogged with excessive vomit

    Eat some snake pizza, you freak

    Wedding dress photo HAUNTED?

    Even Weirder


    A device to lucid dream on command?

    Bigfoot FOUND.  AGAIN.

    Gangs of killer whales living up to name

    The Gloucester Gimp!

    Beyond the Pale

    It's HUMANOIDS. FROM. SPaaaaaace...???

    Articles cited:

    Space Biker!

    Little green weirdos!

    Mothman's inbred cousin!

    Alien plays with Nessie!

    Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

    It's True or False, THANKSGIVING EDITION! TEST YOUR PILGRIM KNOWLEDGE, YA TURKEY.

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    1 hr 56 min
  • Episode 133 (FIXED) - Everything is Thanksgiving Flavored, Tick Fashion, and Killer Robots

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    Guess What

    Green sewers?

    Taylor Swift hates children

    Everything tastes like Thanksgiving...

    ...EVERYTHING.

    Door Dash says less tip = slower service

    Even Weirder


    Crashed UFO retrieval in Norway

    Ticks!

    Even more ticks!

    ...Okay fine, they're beans.

    Virtual Ouija Board!

    UFO's over Palestine!

    Insane Food challenges!

    Beyond the Pale

    We talk KILLER ROBOTS!

    Articles cited:

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    Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

    Sex toy Price is Right! SORRY ABOUT THIS.

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    1 hr 46 min
  • Episode 133 - Everything is Thanksgiving Flavored, Tick Fashion, and Killer Robots

    Guess What

    Green sewers?

    Taylor Swift hates children

    Everything tastes like Thanksgiving...

    ...EVERYTHING.

    Door Dash says less tip = slower service

    Even Weirder


    Crashed UFO retrieval in Norway

    Ticks!

    Even more ticks!

    ...Okay fine, they're beans.

    Virtual Ouija Board!

    UFO's over Palestine!

    Insane Food challenges!

    Beyond the Pale

    We talk KILLER ROBOTS!

    Articles cited:

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    2

    3

    4

    Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

    Sex toy Price is Right! SORRY ABOUT THIS.

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    1 hr 48 min
  • Episode 132 - Mom Helps with Tinder, Noah's Ark is Found, and Menehune

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    Mike, Zack and Jeremy are back! Watch Jer and Zack team up against Mike to bully him over Tinder's new mommy-endorsement option, and listen as their alliance falls apart over Noah's ark...

    Guess What

    Funeral home worker uses his job to steal a dead man's sex doll!

    The Florida Man games

    Serial killers rejoice! You can now ask your mom to approve your Tinder matches

    Even Weirder


    Man hires witch doctor to magically resurrect expired currency

    Noah's ark has been found! Zack is not convinced!

    Hollywood weirdo says aliens touched her face

    New disturbing dogman evidence!

    The Ratman of Southend!

    Beyond the Pale

    We talk Menehune! Is there a lost tribe of miniature humanoids sneaking around the Hawaiian islands?

    Articles & videos cited:

    Menehune shows itself to bikers!

    Vomiting Menehune in alleyway

    Menehune save a marriage

    Witness account #1

    Witness account #2

    Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

    Jeremy gives Mike and Zack weird hobbies to defend, and they try WAY too hard.

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    1 hr 48 min
  • The Neatcast Halloween Special 2023

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    Mike, Jer, and Zack are joined by Amber and Maddie from the Witches Talking Tarot podcast, for a special ALL SPOOK bonus episode!

    Jeremy's Spook

    North Carolina's Top 10 Cryptids!

    Zack's Spook

    A whole host of cryptids tied together by a MYSTERIOUS THEME, followed by a personal horror story

    Mike's Spook

    The haunted history of the Stanley Hotel!

    The Witches Talking Tarot Spook

    The Witches talk about their favorite White Lady stories!

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    2 hr 2 min
  • Episode 131 - Pepper X, The Death of Chupacabra, and Pale Crawlers

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    The original 3 hosts are back! Jer argues with Zack over the validity of weird news while Mike shouts over both of them--it's what you come here for!

    Guess What

    United Airlines is giving window seaters special treatment...

    Some stupid emerald mine owner is trying to charge for social media

    A new breakthrough for heartburn & diarrhea enjoyers: Pepper X!

    Strange clauses in the contracts of big Hollywood stars

    Even Weirder


    Combat juggling!

    More Bigfoot sighting discussion!

    Plane hovering strangely in the sky

    Demons get school cancelled!

    El Chupacabra es muerto?

    Beyond the Pale

    We discuss Pale Crawlers! Gross gangly cryptids that haunt the woods. ONE IS STANDING BEHIND YOU RIGHT NOW. Just kidding, they don't stand. It's crawling behind you.

    Articles cited:

    Crawler drags away girl!

    Encounters in the Sierras

    Woman chased down road by Crawler

    Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

    Jer talks about the time he spent running away and joining the circus.

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    1 hr 56 min
  • Episode 130 - Jada Pinkett Smith Hate, Bigfoot Evidence, and Grays

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    Mike and Zack with special guest Mark from Digital Dissection go absolutely FERAL on the news you NEED TO KNOW.

    Guess What/Even Weirder Combined News

    Teacher scars children with Winnie the Pooh: Blood and Honey

    Jada Pinkett Smith reveals some stuff no one asked about anywhere, ever

    Netflix is evolving in reverse

    Woman with tiny T-rex arms can't open parachute

    The most clear and irrifutable Bigfoot evidence EVER

    Beyond the Pale

    We talk alien grays! Here are Mike's sources if your curious:

    Story 1

    Story 2

    Story 3

    Story 4

    Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

    Mike and Mark talk about viral ASMR food videos while Zack, who has never been on the Internet in his life, sits there confused.

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    1 hr 28 min
  • Episode 129 - Cowboy Crocs, Drunk Monkey Fights, and Mantis Men with DT from Space Castle

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    It's Mike and Zack with special guest DT from Space Castle! On this episode, we talk about Shaq way too much, and also this stuff:

    Guess What?

    Man fakes heart attack to get out of restaurant bill

    Crocs reach new heights of tackiness

    A new reality show forces contestants to be James Bond

    Even Weirder

    Student breaks "no touching" rule in Dubai, goes to jail in a country with NO CHILE'S.

    Man gets pulled over, tells officer he saw her naked. It works?

    Extremely misleading headline tells us a guy shot his grandson & then officiated a wedding (it's actually WAY more boring)

    DT tells us the story of Momo the monkey's Indianapolis rampage

    Beyond the Pale

    We talk Mantis Men! If you wanna do some reading yourself, here are the sources:

    Musconetcong river sighting NUMERO UNO

    Musconetcong river sighting NUMERO DOS

    Telepathic Mantis Man in woods

    Mantis Men aliens abduct man, cut open skull

    Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

    We play a game of "Would You Rather?" in our raunchiest segment yet! SORRY MOM.

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    1 hr 30 min
  • Episode 128 - Life Altering Wedgie, The King drives a UFO, and The Lady in White

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    The original crew is back for a FULL episode! Sorry it's a bit late dropping, we're falling apart over here.

    Guess What?

    Tinder has a new tier of membership! ...It's dumb!

    Man accidentally sends (extremely tame) honeymoon photos to his whole family.

    Woman suing Disney for a waterslide damaging her butthole.

    They're remaking The Office for some reason.

    Naked Dating comes to HBO if you don't see enough dongs in your life.

    Even Weirder

    Heinz breaks their silence on...Taylor Swift. Yes, the ketchup company Heinz.

    Men in Black caught on ring cam! Click to watch the EvidEEeence!

    A new, sunken continent discovered!

    King Charles piloted a UFO!

    The Senate passes an amendment that REQUIRES UFO RECORDS TO BE RELEASED.

    Beyond the Pale

    The Lady in White! What is she?? She's been spotted all over the place!

    Evidence number 1 (click the link)

    Evidence number 2 (click the link)

    Whatcha Wanna Talk About?

    The scariest horror movies of all time! ...Apparently! (This list blows)

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    1 hr 36 min
  • Episode 127 and Half - The B side

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    Even Weirder

    They found the jet y'all.

    Here's the video of the guy describing the sound.

    Witnessing C Sections can give you psychosis.

    Guy is dating a woman that looks like an eight year old. We don't know how to feel about it. (We do)

    Video of fella explaining himself.

    Dogman story has surfaced.

    Evidence from a plane of orb UAP



    Beyond the Pale

    Mike tells Jer alarming campong stories, and we investigate what a Skookum Spirit is.


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    56 min

About The Neatcast

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Three fellas and the occasional guest go in on contemporary news, stanger news, and weird tales from around the world. No sacred cows, and way too many jokes await you in every episode. If you…

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