The Ned & Josh Podcast

The Ned & Josh Podcast

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The Ned & Josh Podcast episodes

  • Midnight Backyard Break-In

    Locked out, hungover and still hitting record. We recount a chaotic midnight return home featuring lost keys, barking golden retrievers and a very creative wake-up call. Ned and Josh go head-to-head in a new round of Lyrical Battleships, featuring confusion over Kelly Clarkson and a valiant but failed attempt to guess. Plus Ned defends wearing a softball jersey with his own name on it and the boys weigh in on a man tanning himself with Louis Vuitton logos.

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    24 min
  • A Weasel Broke the Universe

    What do a rogue weasel, mid-air gnocchi and the Hadron Collider have in common? Apparently, the end of the world as we knew it. We dive into the chaos of 2016, question whether we’re living in a broken timeline and unpack the most unhinged plane passenger behaviour yet. Josh ditches Snapchat, Ned unveils a wildly specific iMessage background, a cave experiment rewires human sleep and Mr Beast cops a punch (kind of). Oh, and there’s growing tension over whether Josh should be invited to Ned’s work movie nights.

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    24 min
  • The Toss Master

    Does a trip to Downton Abbey make Josh the youngest person in the cinema, a World Rock Skimming Championship is rocked by scandal and we uncover the true limits of borrowing between mates. Plus: Ned kicks his car, a human washing machine leaves us with hygiene questions and Cosmo is traumatised after being accidentally insulted.

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    25 min
  • iOS 26 and the CIA Conspiracy

    A bear eats himself into a honey ice cream coma, Josh uncovers a wild iOS 26 conspiracy involving the CIA and Ned considers a 100-year time capsule film that requires full frontal nudity. There's alien talk (E.T., Signs, Marvin the Martian), Friends trivia fails (Shandler? Dross?) and the great LaBuBu vs LaFuFu toy scandal. Plus: Reese’s Pieces nostalgia, Charlie the Unicorn brainrot and the moment Ned officially becomes unc.

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    25 min
  • The Pickle Game

    Demands for a specific KitKat at a servo, Ned reflects on being bitten on the sack by a dog and Ned accidentally invents The Pickle Game. There’s a full breakdown of dad-ified band names, a passionate defence of Samwise Gamgee and a heated debate about whether wizards should walk. Josh finally admits that his fashion North Star turns out to be Andy Lee. Plus: scary movie dilemmas, middle-of-the-day cinema bliss and the big question... what word have you said the most in your life?

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    29 min
  • Christmas in September

    A guy racks up $16K in cruise debt and jumps overboard and Ned reckons the fake name he used sounds suspiciously like one Josh would make up. Christmas trees are already up in stores. There’s also Hard Rated Solo, the return of Red Bears, Labubu hitting Canberra and Josh "rawdonging" spring without allergy meds. Plus, Ned’s sister plays in a grand final, construction starts too bloody early and we realise we only care about sport when someone we know is playing.

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    27 min
  • Every Batman Is a Good Batman

    A snail named Ned who can’t find love, a burger bun mystery that didn’t need solving and a shoulder bump from a Bunnings grandpa. There’s casual dudes in formal settings, travel vlog obsessions and a full Batman ranking nobody asked for.

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    25 min
  • Bonus Episode - Bryan Danielson Joins Ned & Josh

    In this special episode of The Ned and Josh Podcast, we’re joined by Bryan Danielson, one of the most respected figures in professional wrestling, who’s in Australia ahead of AEW Grand Slam in Sydney (Feb 14) and AEW House Rules in Brisbane (Feb 15).

     

    We talk through some of the biggest moments in his career, including his emotional All In match with Swerve Strickland at Wembley Stadium, the pressures of wrestling live in front of massive crowds and how his mindset has changed since returning from forced retirement.

     

    Bryan opens up about the surprising impact of Total Divas, why the “Planet’s Champion” was really just him turned up to 11 and how he felt wrestling Kofi Kingston at WrestleMania 35 with his daughter in the crowd. He shares why WrestleMania 30 is hard to revisit, what it’s like handing over the spotlight and how he was approaching each match like it could be his last.

     

    There are also reflections on AEW vs WWE, the rise of Australian talent like Toni Storm and Buddy Matthews, the grind of independent wrestling and why Bryan doesn’t keep social media on his phone. Plus, head shaving debates with his wife, vegan guilt, climate change promos and the real reason he once thought he was going to die mid-match.

     

    If you knew him as Daniel Bryan in WWE, you’ll recognise the passion, but this is Bryan Danielson in 2025, thoughtful, honest and full of perspective. We couldn’t be more grateful for the time.

     

    Whether you're a lifelong wrestling fan, new to AEW, or just love a wide-ranging chat with someone who’s lived a truly unique life, this one’s worth the listen.

     

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    55 min
  • Warner Bros, Please Notice Us

    Beret chaos, passive-aggressive parenting and a dog who thinks rocks are a toilet. Zaddy posts run wild and a new Movie World campaign gets desperate. Meanwhile, Ned reflects on fashion, Lenny blocks the front door and Kmart becomes a battleground.

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    26 min

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