The Ned & Josh Podcast

Nude cruise rules, Pokémon card addiction, school assembly power plays, and a stye that just won’t quit. Plus: goodbye one-upmanship, weirdness ratings, and adult ski lesson regrets.

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Glass-bottom pools, $90 baby shoes, and a Snapchat fail for the ages. Ned’s car gets louder when it revs, Josh suspects a listener might be laundering money and Game Boys get the farewell they deserve.

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Presidential loopholes, a Book Week power trip and a Mission Impossible stunt that’ll haunt your dreams. There’s styes, submarines, and suspicions that life might just be the Truman Show. Plus, could The Ned and Josh Working Week become Australia’s next big workplace revolution?

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The tale of a chicken named Pearl who is under attack and a chaotic gift exchange kicks off. Ned plays the worst-sounding board game ever made and someone might’ve gotten a neck tattoo. It’s sweat patches, fireworks, and a sibling crime ring.

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Josh tries to enjoy a quiet moment at the dog park but keeps getting ambushed by chatty strangers. Ned rages about CC’s releasing a corn chip that tastes like… a corn chip. There's also public toilet philosophy, paternity leave plans gone rogue, and a strong case for never throwing out your favourite boardies.

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A sound game with a dumb name, a productivity summit we weren’t invited to, and a postal worker who deserves to be Prime Minister. There’s nose pimple trauma, fake mouse movement hacks, and some very questionable dictionary additions.

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A passive-aggressive TikTok moment, a Skrillex fact that might save your summer, and a wedding you definitely weren’t invited to. There’s mosquito psyops, porky pig revelations, and Scooby Snack snack-sharing etiquette.

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A gymnastic franchise mystery, a Snoop Dogg double standard, and Taylor Swift's tracklist under the microscope. There’s dad hypocrisy, improvised movie quotes we don’t believe, and a deep dive into the phrase “of course.” Plus: hacking accusations from under-13s and the pain of declined EFTPOS.

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A naked backyard sunbather takes on Google, an old man divorces his wife for an AI, and Shaggy’s lyrics remain impossible. There’s lawsuits, cheese boards, and a morning tea that almost made us quit our jobs.

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A petty group chat gripe, a frozen baseball legend, and a truly cursed orange. There’s post-apocalyptic pet theories and a deep dive into the disturbing truth behind Snakes Alive flavour betrayal. Plus, Josh finds the pettiest reason to be annoyed in a relationship and Ned might’ve found the smartest scratchie player of all time.

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