The Ned & Josh Podcast

Josh rants about handing over a $1,000 hold that “just pickles him,” the boys test trivia knowledge with Bob Sinclar’s Rock This Party, and Pantress Court returns to rule on life’s little hacks, including the “fresh fries” trick. There’s talk of snake‑biting toddlers in India, aliens deciding whether humanity is worth saving, and the never‑ending reminders for a very fancy haircut.

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Ned and Josh dive into a wildly unpredictable Tuesday episode. From unveiling their ‘platinum range’ merch to debating Harry Styles’ surprising new business venture. They swap stories about subtlety (or lack of it), the brutal honesty of kids, soup‑of‑the‑day mischief, and the chaos of missing weddings for the strangest reasons, including seagull attacks. The boys also unpack Tesla buyer’s remorse, the banana ball backflip on live TV that should keep Benson Boone up at night.

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Ned and Josh mark their 316th episode with a nod to Stone Cold Steve Austin, beers and all. They swap stories about awkward adult friendships, school pickup drama, and Josh unsending a meme for meme gatekeeping reasons. Plus, the boys tackle the two fears we’re all born with, getting tricked online, and a fake Bill Clinton and Tony Blair call Ned thought was real.

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In this episode, Ned and Josh plan a celebration, beers included. Josh admits he was wrong and embraces his new life as a drive-thru tech convert, while Ned shares an experience that turned him off for good. The boys test each other on topics they secretly loathe, from Lord of the Rings to WWE. Plus, they unpack Obama’s ketchup take, brainstorm evolutionary livers, and tease their classiest merch drop yet.

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In today’s episode, Ned and Josh spiral from haunted houses and energy ratings to foldable iPhones and feline PhDs. Josh has an existential crisis watching Anchorman 2, while Ned debates dressage, dead people’s wishes, and why ghosts don't seem to haunt modern homes. Plus, a round of Lyrical Battleships leads to a showdown. And they remember the wild legacy of Ozzy Osbourne. Heavy metal icon, reality TV pioneer and accidental beer thief.

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Josh tries to break up with his nasal spray addiction, Ned gets spotted in public, and both spiral into a conspiracy about Australia’s booming circus scene. There’s drive-thru drama, tattoo temptation, an unplayable game called “Were They Frank?”, and a shock defence of flu-ridden ostriches by none other than RFK Jr.

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Josh gets sick at the snow and blames glove loss, Sir Rage erupts after being mistaken for an old man by teens, and the Coldplay kiss cam scandal goes from viral to dead in record time. Plus, the boys debate who’s truly lived “the good life,” roast their Spotify-assigned Superman characters, and unpack the emotional chaos of being corrected by an 11-year-old over breakfast spreads. From Nutella politics to dollar store shoplifter walls, this one's a ride.

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In this special bonus episode, Aussie music legend Illy joins the boys ahead of his massive 27-date The Good-er Life regional tour. From post-Tokyo tour prep and gym routines to the realities of life on the road, Illy shares what it takes to stay inspired, avoid burnout, and keep evolving as an artist. It’s a chat about creative risk-taking, cross-genre experimentation, and why live shows are still the ultimate test.

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A snowy setting leads to a polar bear threat, a gross public foot massage and a philosophical debate about which animals have never met. Plus, Josh defends his skiing honour while Ned tries to stay unimpressed, and both of them question what friendship even is anymore.

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A snake sneaks onto a flight and suddenly it’s time to revisit Snakes on a Plane, but how far-fetched is that film, really? Josh is podcasting from the snow with tales of learning to ski and the surprising power of watching someone cooler than you. Meanwhile, Ned’s in Canberra getting disproportionately worked up about cats domesticating themselves. There's also Lyrical Battleship with two very different song choices and a look at how the internet handles survival stories with far too much confidence. All of it somehow ties together into another imperfect Ned and Josh episode.

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