The Ned & Josh Podcast

A brand new studio, a wild halftime show prediction, and a controversial Danish zoo policy. There’s AFL Grand Final chat, Bond movie debate, and the world’s chilliest school initiative.

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A bald gremlin, a nationwide casting call, and the great brain rot debate. We’re talking Bermuda Triangle scepticism, QR code conspiracy theories, and arguing over which golden retriever could actually pull off being Air Bud.

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A ChatGPT-inspired routine is already driving us mad, a junior footy team finally sings the victory song, and a stranger insists Ned has “swimmer’s shoulders.” There’s baffling transplant talk, an argument over which facial hair would suit Josh, and a blow-by-blow takedown of Ned's family’s truly cursed voicemail greetings.

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On this week’s final episode Josh uncovers a devastating truth about the tawny frogmouth owl, Ned pitches chaotic upgrades to the Tour de France (think Mario Kart meets Lycra), and the boys try to top Oscar Wilde’s last words with their own final one-liners. Plus, they debate robotic rabbits and snakes, reminisce about school house colours, and share stories of human-sounding dog burps.

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Josh discovers a new food for the first time at 34 and Ned’s not letting it slide. We dive into picky eating, noisy neighbour dramas, and growing up with retro TV like Thunderbirds and Mr. Ed. There’s chat about childhood superhero fantasies, Dragon Ball Z, and kids getting lost in YouTube rabbit holes.

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Today the boys go from moon-landing metaphors to conditioner-induced drama, recalling the very specific moments people kind of insulted them into completely changing their lives. Josh gets completely “snookered” by a car repair shop, Ned debates whether he'd rather lose a billion in Bitcoin or eat one in pizza.

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On this episode trivia night hits the pod, Josh defends his awkward car key retrieval technique, and Ned unveils his solution. Plus, Michael drops in for opinions, ChatGPT gets too familiar, lyrical battleships ends in a shocking victory, and the boys debate what not to show aliens. Planet Earth backfires, Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes gets us in strife and Josh ends up in a losing argument over International Beer Day.

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Ned and Josh brainstorm a home‑cooked meal app, debate who the coolest people in the world are (spoiler: anti‑poachers make the list), share bank mishaps, and Josh reveals the one risky job he’s been given for his new house build.

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The boys wrap up the week the only way they know how, with yet more merch chat, a few too many tangents, and Michael dropping by for ‘He Said, Who Said’. There’s a rant about Bunnings going way, way too all-in on Bluey, some unexpected Aussie music confessions, and a deep dive into why Space Jam hoodies for kids might actually just be for millennial parents. Plus, a little hope (and scepticism) for the new Naked Gun movie.

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Josh is racing through the show because his house is literally being demolished mid‑recording. The guys unpack the government’s talk of banning YouTube for kids under 16, return to Autofill Bingo for some chaotic “beach” guesses, and debate Australia’s Hottest 100 list. Plus, they revisit Josh’s weird meerkat gnome phase while talking about Bunnings’ viral Bluey gnomes and why “real‑world merch” is the ultimate collector’s dream.

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