The Neon Movie Bunker

It is often said that into each life, a little rain must fall, and this is cerrtainly true. However, even the rainiest lives have their days of sun, and one must be aware and ready for those when they arise. (Don't worry, there are jokes in the episode, promise.) This week, El'Ahrai and John review "The Bikeriders" and "Thelma"! Plus newsbits, video picks, and the usual unusual. You should listen! We both know I'm not above killing children, but I'm not wasteful.

The movie world this week was all about "Inside Out 2", so why should we be any different? John and El'Ahrai review "Inside Out 2" and "The Watchers" (respectively), plus there is some newsy discussion of box office success! Also! The other weird dumbness and dumb weirdness that has marked this show from Day 1! So strap in! Let me tell you, Falk. We live in perilous times. You got to keep alert for these things. You don't want your life to wind up as black-and-white newsreel footage scored by a cello in a minor key.

We're back for another week toiling in the mines of criticism and entertainment journalism! El'Ahrai and John bring reviews this week of "Bad Boys: Ride or Die" and "MoviePass, MovieCrash"! Will they unearth gems, or will it just be ton upon ton of virtually worthless bauxite? Find out for yourself! It's true! You get colonized! Your native culture gets driven out, and it's replaced by stuff that you don't like and don't even want to know about. It's true! You get colonized! Your native culture gets driven out, and it's replaced by stuff that you don't like and don't even want to know about.

Oyez! Oyez! A bit of a post-Memorial Day Weekend lull on reviews, but there is news a-plenty on the subject of Netflix's various nefariousness, among other things. John and El'Ahrai provide reviews of "Ezra" and "The First Omen", among all the other stuff...and things. Plus! Do you notice an upgrade in sound quality? Let us know! I move around a lot, not because I'm looking for anything really, but 'cause I'm getting away from things that get bad if I stay.

It's a jam-packed show this week, as El'Ahrai, John, and everyone's favorite Blonde in Front, Cati Glidewell, come to you with a round of reviews of "Furiosa: A Mad Max Saga", "Babes", and "In a Violent Nature"! Come and listen! Find out who was disappointed and who was wrong! (Those are probaby both John.) Plus all the usual other stuff! That's a question I'll never be able to pluck up the courage to ask but as he's me best friend I will.

The "I"s have it on this week's show, as John and El'Ahrai provide reviews of "IF" and "I Saw The TV Glow"! Plus home video picks, Cannes talk, role models questions, and just possibly...more. So listen! Like sauerkraut, it's good for you! Yeah, if you can afford a house like this you buy a house like this, you know?

BAH GAWD! That's Cati Glidewell's music! Yes, The Blonde in Front is back this week, joining El'Ahrai and John for the whole show as together they review "Kingdom of the Planet of the Apes", "Poolman", and "Hollywood Con Queen"! Plus newsbits of various sorts, questions, and good stuff a-plenty! So listen in! It is not a metaphor. It is an armrest.

Well, it seems the summer movie season is here! The week, John and El'Ahrai leap in feet-first with reviews of "The Fall Guy" and "Tarot"! Plus a newsbit segment that unexpectedly got away from us toward the end. (You'll know it when you hear it.) Also, y'know, video picks, questions, the usual. You should listen! All these protocols and procedures to make it seem like you have it under control. But you're a bunch of boys making models out of balsa wood! You don't have anything under control!

We're right on the doorstep of what could prove to be one of the more unusual Summer Movie Seasons in quite some time. But before that grand leap into the unknown, El'Ahrai and John are here to provide reviews of "Rebel Moon--Part Two: The Scargiver" and "The Idea of You"! Plus some newsbits, some questions, and maybe--just maybe--some ridicule for "Madame Web". Listen in! You must be French. Your hand smells like cheese.

It's yours! It's mine! It's ours! Yes, it's a reveiw trifecta on this week's show, as John and El'Ahrai talk "Challengers", "Boy Kills World", and "Abigail" (or as they will now forever be known: "Sweaty, Stabby, and Gory")! Plus all the usual accoutrements that make The Neon Movie Bunker experience as special as it is. Charlie, when you kill a man, you end up with his father or his friends on your tail. It usually ends badly.