The Neon Movie Bunker

Hopefully you're not on trial for election manipulation and can enjoy this fine new episode! El'Ahrai and John review "Civil War" and "Sasquatch Sunset", and doesn't that sound like a blast? Plus newsbits and questions and all the good stuff you've come to expect. Did you know that the germs can come through the wires? I never call and I *never* answer. It's a good way to get sick. Very, very sick... That's how I got so sick! SOMEONE CALLED ME ON THE TELEPHONE!

It's a show that's built for speed not power this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "Monkey Man" and "Sting"! Plus all the usual news and picks and questions and such! (What? Sometimes, this is the writeup.) And--and Nietzsche, with his theory of eternal recurrence. He said that the life we live, we're gonna live over and over, the exact same way for eternity. Great. That means I'll have to sit through the Ice Capades again.

It's a zesty, extra-large show this week, as everypne's favorite guest, Cati Glidwell (Ms. The Blonde In Front if you're nasty) is along for the ride! Join Cati, ElAhrai, and John as they review "Godzilla X Kong: The New Empire", "Dogman", "Spaceman", and "Luca"! Pluis all the newsbits fit to discuss, DVD picks, questions, answers and more! You should listen! Blue? What would possess a person to paint stained wood blue? What, were you raised on a tugboat?

It's March Madness! Not so much in the college basketball sense as the H.P. Lovecraft eldritch horror sense, as John and El'Ahrai provide reviews of "Ghostbusters: Frozen Empire" and "Late Night With the Devil" to challenge your sanity! Plus newsbits and stuff, y'know. You should listen! Xinlurgash, The Ever-Consuming demands it! Artistic talent runs through my family. In fact, it practically stampedes.

All ahead full to 2024! With the awards done and over, there will be no more looking back (for a while). This week, El'Ahrai and John review "The American Society of Magical Negroes" and "Driving Madeline"! Plus newsbits, video picks, and...a disproportionate amount of John Goodman? Inside each and every one of us is our one, true authentic swing. Something we was born with. Something that's ours and ours alone. Something that can't be learned...something that's got to be remembered.

Well, at long last the Oscarts have come and gone, and 2023 is in the rear view mirror once and for all. John and El'Ahrai have a postmortem discussion that leads to some...expected places. Plus! Reviews of "Love Lies Bleeding" and "How Not To Build A School in Haiti"! And all the other foolishness. Thanks again to everyone who stopped by the Twitch stream! Who abandoned Snoopy in the vestibule?

It's a somewhat special episode this week, as El'Ahrai, John, and everyone's favorite guest Cati Glidewell conduct a long examination of a single film: 1965' "How to Stuff a Wild Bikini"! Wait, I'm getting word in my ear that that is not the correct title. In fact, they're discussing "All of Us Strangers", a sensitive investigation of grief, loss, and love from 2023. We apologize for the error. Also! The unexpected, arguably unwelcome return of the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner, sponsored by Oven Mitts! Plus all the rest! Don't forget to stop by the Oscarcast live commentary starting at 6 Central Time this Sunday at twitch.tv/neonmoviebunker! You Navy boys have funny ideas. Okay for boy, but, not okay for girl.

The reviews must flow! One of the most anticipated movies of the year opens this week, and we've brought in a special guest to talk about it! Yes, The Blonde in Front herself, Cati Glidewell, has returned to discuss "Dune: Part Two", "The Book of Clarence", and "Drive-Away Dolls"! Doesn't that sound exciting?! Plus awards talk, electrifying physical media distribution news, and more! One day, a legend will be born. All of civilization depends on it.

Feeling irie? Well, we'll soon get that remedied. This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Bob Marley: One Love" and "I.S.S.". Plus! The BAFTA Awards were distributed and it was a big night for "The Pope's Exorcist", and other newsbits and such. So have a listen! Of those who like to put their faith in mankind's inherent goodness, I have to ask, "Based on what, exactly?"

It's Valentine's Day, and love is in the air. (At least we hope that aroma is love.) This week, John and El'Ahrai give you the gift of reviews of "Madame Web", "Out of Darkness", and "Lisa Frankenstein"! Isn't that lovely? Plus! Speculation about the fate of "Coyote vs. Acme", possible casting rumors and so much more! There you have it, folks. Young love. Full of promise, full of hope, ignorant of reality.