The Neon Movie Bunker

The irresistable force of time once again meets the immovable object of podcast publishing, and from this clash is another episode launched! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Argylle" and "Imagining the Indian"! Which 25-year-old cult classic gets name-checked in one of the reveiws? Listen and find out! Plus! Speculation on Netflix's film future and...other stuff! I don't want to sound foolish, but remember love is what brought you here. And if you've trusted love this far, don't panic now. Trust it all the way.

Well, the Oscar nominations are the story of the day/week/month, and John and El'Ahrai are here to give you all the hard-hitting analysis you need and deseve. (They are incredulous that "Taylor Swift: The Eras Tour" was totally snubbed.) Plus! Reviews of "Freud's Last Session" and "Night Swim"! It's funny how you forget the things in life that make you happy.

There are movies that require reviewing. Luckily, we've got a couple of critics available to do just that! This week, El'Ahrai and John talk "The Beekeeper" and "Destroy All Neighbors"! Plus! The Windie Awards revealed, BAFTA nomination talk, and so much more! So listen and subscribe, or suffer the terrible pains of...FOMO. Well, I'm glad to hear that. Listen, I've been fatally poisoned, there's probably a psychopath heading over there to torture and kill you as we speak, but don't bother getting out of bed, I'll be there in a flash... Maybe you could fry me up a waffle or something, kay?

Well, after all the year-end hubbub, it's back to a regular show. Will John and El'Ahrai still remember how to do it? Listen and find out! This week features reviews of "Mean Girls" and "Origin", plus various newsy discussions, home media picks, and...more? They're protesting about the right to vote and the way they're treated in your state, so that's your problem and it's your responsibility and it's on your watch.

Get to hell, 2023! It's 2024's time to shine! This week, El'Ahrai and John peer into their crystal ball and deliver their lists of the Top 5 Most Anticipated Films of 2024! ("Despicable Me 4", you heard it here first.) Plus! Reviews of "Anyone But You" and "Ferrari"! Also, newsbits, DVD picks, the whole deal. You know you want to listen, so: listen! You look like a normal person, but actually you are the angel of death.

Well, the time has come! The Neon Movie Bunker 2023 Year-End Spectacuganza is HERE! Listen in as John, El'Ahrai, and everyone's favorite fifth Beatle, Cati Glidewell, reveal their lists of the Top Films of 2023! Thrill as something happens which has never occurred in the 17 previous Spectacuganzas! (Also, somehow, "Wish" was everybody's #2.) Plus! Reviews of "The Color Purple" and "Rebel Moon: Part One--A Child of Fire"! It's giant, so I hope you have snacks! The King James Bible is on there! Are you telling me you spent the summer reading the Bible? The reading list is optional. I've not read half the books on there!

Into every life, a little garbage must fall. In 2023, that garbage took all sorts of shapes and forms, and this week El'Ahrai and John look back on it as they enumerate their lists of the Top 5 Worst Movies of 2023! (Oh, the slanders they have for "Migration".) Plus! Reviews of "The Iron Claw", "Aquaman and the Lost Kingdom", and "The Boys in the Boat"! Plus newsbits, home video picks and so much more! You do your best thinking when you're not thinking at all. Hold still.

The end of 2023 creeps ever closer, and the movies are stacking up high! The week, John and El'Ahrai are joined once more by The Blonde in Front herself, Cati Glidewell, to review "American Fiction", "Wonka", and "Fool's Paradise"! Put that in your Christmas stocking, why don't you? Plus newsbits and questions and stuff and things! Don't forget to send in your top (and bottom) picks for the year! And if you see a sign that says "Peep Show", that doesn't mean that they're letting you look at presents before Christmas.

It's the most wonderful time of the year, or so the song goes. El'Ahrai and John would be hard-pressed to disagree, as evidenced by their reviews this week of "Maestro" and "Godzilla Minus One"! I don't really have much else to say about this show, other than that it's a good one and we think you'll like it! Also: the end of the year is coming! To have your voices heard on this year's Spectacuganza, send in your choices for the top films of 2023 as soon as you've decided! Now you listen to me, young lady! Even if we're horribly mangled, there'll be no sad faces on Christmas.

We are turning into the home stretch of 2023, and the prestige movies are getting thick on the ground! This week, John and El'Ahrai are joined once more by Cati Glidewell of The Blonde In Front to discuss "Poor Things", "Dream Scenario", and "Eileen"! How's that for a triple feature? Plus newsbits and the like, DVD picks, questions, and...just maybe...a personal shout-out to one new listener? You'll just have to listen to find out! They thought they could do it without being caught. But when we do something naughty, we are always caught. Then, we are punished. Punishment is absolute, punishment is good.