The Neon Movie Bunker

This week's show is not quite as lengthy as some recent episodes, but still, there's good value for your podcast-listening dollar! El'Ahrai and John review "A Haunting In Venice" and "Cobweb", so, y'know, that seems cool. Plus an early-early-early look at the 2023 Oscar race through the lens of fall film festival award winners (hi, Toronto) AND an announcement of a fantastic new avenue for the physical media enthusiast! That's the lamest excuse I've ever heard! That's totally non-sequitary!

People of Earth! We have detected a need for semi-cogent film content in the podcast sphere on your benighted orb. Unfortunately, all we have are these guys. This week John and El'Ahrai deliver unto you reviews of "Dumb Money" and "Rick and Morty Seasons 1-6"! So, y'know, that's something. There is also a lengthy discussion on the (few) merits and (numerous) faults with and of Rotten Tomatoes! So listen in--or BEWARE!  I was playing golf, and the last thing I need is some woman dying slowly and loudly.

Well, will you look at that: it's a new show! From the outisde, it appears to be full of reviews, news, and other oddness! Look a little closer, and you'll see that El'Ahrai and John review "Bottoms" and "Meg 2: The Trench" this week! On top of all that, there is a brief visit to the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner (sponsored by Oven Mitts), and...other things. So listen, why don't you, Mr. Bigshot? Stars blow up, and they shoot plasma and atoms out into space. Sometimes land on Earth. Nourish the soil. They become part of you. So, hold out your right hand and look at a star. Because there are atoms from stars that blew up eons ago that landed on this planet, and now they're in your hand.

A little of this, a little of that, some of those, some of these, some of them... Put it all together in an empanada of delight known as The Neon Movie Bunker! This week, John and El'Ahrai bring reviews of "birth/rebirth" and "Bad Things"! (One of those is really good!) Plus, we have all the week's events from the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner (sponsored by Oven Mitts), other news, questions and stuff! So give a listen! You're unlikely to regret it! You're pretty strong for a little lady and you have a lot of hair on your lip. We don't like our waitresses to have hairy lips. So I'll tell you what, shave. Oh, and after you shave, you're fired.

Gather 'round, children, for The Neon Movie Bunker has risen again from the muck and the mire! This week, El'Ahrai and John bring you reviews of "Strays" and "That's a Wrap"! Plus, there is some wheel-spinning in the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner (sponsored by Oven Mitts), a bit of lengthy legal discusion about A.I. and copyright (this can be summarized by one word: "scintillating") and more of the weirdness you've come to expect. So have a listen, won't you? Oh, Chance. When will you grow up? That bear could've eaten you. Don't you realize how painful that would've been...for the bear?

Howdy! This week's show features a LOT of talking about physical media. Also: movie reviews. Specifically, John and El'Ahrai discuss "Passages" and "Babylon 5: The Road Home". Also, a bit of strike talk in The Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner, sponsored by Oven Mitts, and a refernce is made to the Universsa New Yorker Cartoon Punchline. Who is the boss? You have to ask that? I'm the boss. Mommy is only the decision maker.

So, let's see what we have this week: well, El'Ahrai and John have reviews of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Mutant Mayhem" and "Talk To Me". We've got new adventures in the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner (sponsored by Oven Mitts). We have, rather amazingly, NON-strike news. And there are other things. Things one cannot be told of, but only experience for oneself. Oooh, ominous. No, Mr. Guzman. I think you know that there's no such thing as an American anymore. No Hispanics, no Japanese, no blacks, no whites, no nothing. It's just rich people and poor people. The three of us are all rich, so we're on the same side.

Achtung! It's a spookyish good time this week, as John and El'Ahrai have reviews of "Haunted Mansion" and "Ghosts of the Void"! OOOOooooOOOoooo! Like I said, spookyish. Plus! We have ongoing tales from the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner (sponsored by Oven Mitts)! And, y'know the weird/dumb stuff you've come to know and...well, you know it, that's something. That's fine. I'm gonna get a huge migraine in the parking lot in about 20 minutes.

Well, the biggest movie weekend of the year has come, and we're here to talk about it! Yes, El'Ahrai and John have reviews of "Oppenheimer", "Robot Monster", and a Count-Pointercount review of "Barbie"! Plus! More items from the Hollywood Labor Relations Story Corner (Sponsored By Oven Mitts)! And DVD picks, questions, answers, and other stuff. There are two kinds of people who live in Alaska: the ones who are born here and the ones who come here to escape something else. I wasn't born here.

Holy hell, it's EPISODE 300! Started from the bottom, now we're...well, I'd rather not say. This week, John and El'Ahrai reviw "Mission Impossible: Dead Reckoning--Part One" and "Insidious: The Red Door"! Plus! Everyone's favorite: Hollywood labor relations talk! A detour into illuminating QAnon (with a movie angle, of course)! And a bit of...gratitude? So come on and listen! That's exactly why I can't have you at the party, because you have repartee with everybody. You love repartee. All you wanna do is flit around the party, flirt with the moms. And then they all get mad and they turn on each other then they yell at Naomi then Naomi yells at me then they wont let their kids play with my kids. Then I have to play with my kid because my kids have no friends. I'm raising friendless children because of you! Do you understand?