In defiance of the laws of God and man, a new episode rises! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Fall" and "Glorious"! Is that enough for you? It is? Oh, good. If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.

OK, before we start, we know the sound is a bit wonky on this one. That said, we have a new epsiode! El'Ahrai and John are back with reviews of "Bodies Bodies Bodies" and "The Burned Barn"! Plus, the greatest idea for an intrastudio crossover since "Freddy Vs. Jason"! So listen and learn! He only gave me our scenes. I never saw a complete script. After all I've done for that guy, and it's a lot that you don't even know about.

It's an action-packed show this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "Bullet Train" and "Allegoria"! But wait, there's more! We also have Part 2 of our interview with Steve Barton, a.k.a. Dread Central's Uncle Creepy! What an age in which we live! There's no stopping what can't be stopped, no killing what can't be killed.

And here we are, back with another episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "DC League of Super-Pets" and "Bloody Muscle Bodu Builder In Hell"! But wait, there's more! We also have the first half of an extensive interview with Steve Barton, a.k.a. Uncle Creepy from Dread Central! Isn't that delightful? The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing.

It's our reasonably-sized anniversary 250th episode! Boggle in wonder and amazement that we've made it this far! Thrill to John and El'Ahrai reviewing "Nope" and "Marcel the Shell With Shoes On"! Squirm with...let's call it "delight"...as they discuss things! You won't hear an episode like this again until next week! Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?

Here's a show! A show for you! About movies! Yay! This week. El'Ahrai and John review "Mrs. Harris Goes To Paris" and "Dual"! Hooray! Get hyped! Exclamation points! I literally don't understand what those words mean. I'd like to put in an application to get all my teeth extracted.

It's a fine show this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "Thor: Love and Thunder" and "ScarfFace". But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Neon Lights" writer/director Rouzbeh Heydari! Isn't that great? It's not that I don't love our little talks, it's just...I don't love them.

We're halfway through the year, so it's time for a look back! This week, El'Ahrai and John reveal their lists of the Top 5 Movies of 2022 So Far! Thrill to their encomiums to "Downton Abbey: A New Era"! Plus! Reviews of "Minions: The Rise of Gru" and "The Witch House"! Oh, how sweet of you Matthew, to keep my image next to your heart.

This week's show is. I think that sums it up quite nicely. John and El'Ahrai review "The Black Phone" and "True Romance"! So download and listen! Guys! Cut it out! This is really unprofessional!

It's a light episode this week, as El'Ahrai and John discuss "Lightyear" and "Lux Æterna"! Plus newsbits, home video picks, the usual. So listen! I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom!