The Neon Movie Bunker

It's another great show as El'Ahrai and John kick off the summer movie season with reviews of "Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3" and "Evil Dead Rise"! Plus the usual newbits and ephemera you've come to know and love, all as we wait for the impending end of the world. "Cats" is the second-worst thing that ever happened to New York City.

Oh, boy, is it a humdinger of a show this week! John and El'Ahrai expound at length, with reviews of "Sisu" and "Beau Is Afraid"! Plus there is an extended discussion about the impending end of the world. It's an instant classic packed with information and opinions and even the occasional laugh, so strap in! Now it's traditional for the May Queen to bless our crops and livestock. And after the luck - you just inherited from that salt herring, we should all be doubly encouraged!

We're back, with a Count/Pointercount review of "Renfield"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with CineYouth Film Festival programmer Celese Wong! Plus the usual other stuff. There's a lot of ways to get to know a person. Eating her dead boyfriend's brains is one of the more unorthodox methods, but...

We have returned! And what do you know, we've got a new show for you. This week John and El'Ahrai review "The Super Mario Bros. Movie" and "Calamity of Snakes"! (One of these features a frankly shocking amount of reptile violence.) Plus the usual nonsense! Sure! This ain't the army, you know.

We are back in a flash this week! El'Ahrai and John have reviews of "Dungeons & Dragons: Honor Among Thieves" and "The Five Devils", so prepare yourself for that! Plus all the usual accoutrements. Do you know what I love about mud? It's clean and it's dirty at the same time.

OK, OK, yeah, whatever. John and ElAhrai are here to review "John Wick Chapter 4" and "Waco: American Apocalypse". Listen or don't. So you can either hand over your son or you can die screaming alongside him!

OK, first of all: Yes, we know this week's show sounds like it was recorded off of an AM radio that was stuck at the bottom of a deep, deep well. We apologize, and hope you are heartened by the knowledge that the parties responsible have been flogged, flayed, and fired out of a cannon into the sun. With that...unpleasantness...out of the way, we've got reviews! This week, El'Ahrai and John talk about "Shazam! Fury of the Gods" and "Let It Be Morning"! Plus, you know, the usual rest of things. Seal my fate tonight. I hate to have to cut the fun short, but the joke's wearing thin. Let the audience in. Let my opera BEGIN!

We've got sequels a-plenty on this week's show! John and El'Ahrai are in the house to review "Creed III" and "Scream VI"! Plus! A brief breakdown and postmortem of the 95th Oscars! All sorts of excitement, hurrah! Dude, just messing around! You look at me and you're like, "Why so dark? You're a disabled foster kid, you got it all!"

It's another show, callooh, callay! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Operation Fortune: Ruse de Guerre" and "Children of the Corn"! Plus! We announce our Oscars reaction livestream! Listen in for details! You want me to help you and the host of a morning show to commit murder?

Step aside, black and white. Get out of the way, hot and cold. This week's episode introduces a new entrant into the contrasts pantheon, as John and El'Ahrai review "Cocaine Bear" and "Jesus Revolution"! Take that, love and hate! Plus all the other usual silliness. Is this moron number one? Put moron number two on the phone.