The Oscars are over, so it's time to move on. This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Morbius" and "The Business of Birth Control". Plus more of the bits that you love so much. That's very eloquent. I can't argue against anything you're saying. But then again, I don't have to, 'cause you're 12 years old.

A short sharp shock of a show this week, recorded just before the Oscar ceremony (and our Twitch livestream thereof). El'Ahrai and John review "The Lost City" and "Drive-In Retro Classics"! So please, give a listen! Well when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to STAND UP and be counted!

As we wait for the Oscars to arrive, John and El'Ahrai are here to help you pass the time with reviews of "The Outfit" and "Love Jones"! Plus! Tune into our Twitch channel this Sunday to watch our Oscar reaction livestream! I gather up each sound you left behind and stretch them on our bed. Each night I breathe you and become high.

There's dirty, filthy things afoot in this week's show, as El'Ahrai and John review "X" and "Deep Water". Dirty, dirty, dirty. Also, get ready for our Oscars livestream on Twitch! Guys like me die caught. Guys like you die bloody.

You are not the kind of guy who would be at a
podcast like this at this time of the morning. Or maybe you are; I don't know you. But this week, John and El'Ahrai review "Drive My Car" and "Silent Night". So give a listen! There's a certain shabby nobility in failing all by myself.

Great big show this week! El'Ahrai and John come at you with reviews of "The Batman", "I Am Mortal", and "The Worst Person In The World"! Told you it was a big show! If this is what the end of the world looks like, at least we'll have front-row seats...

Wild adventure and bloody gore are on the menu this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "Uncharted"! Plus some newsbits and what-have-you. Look what your brother did to the door! Ain't he got no pride in his home?

Face front, true believer! We've got a top-notch episode for you. El'Ahrai and John review "Death on the Nile" and "The Cursed"! So listen and enjoy! He's not part of our lives, but we wish him luck with his.

It's time for another concise episode! (As opposed to all those other, flabby episodes.) This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Jackass Forever" and "Apex"! I can only see the world as it should be. And when it is not the imperfection stands out like the nose in the middle of a face. It...it makes most of life unbearable, but it is useful in the detection of crime.

If I were cleverer, I'd figure out some way to make a Groundhog Day joke here. Looks like I'm not that clever. Anyway, El'Ahrai and John review "Parallel Mothers" and "Superhost". Learning mechanics is easier than learning male psychology. You can figure out a bike, but you can never figure out a man.