The Neon Movie Bunker

El'Ahrai and John have returned once more to enlighten, and just possibly entertain. This week sees reviews of "Violent Night" and "Empire of Light", all right all right. Plus! A lengthy opening discussion of Sight and Sound's 2022 Polls! Class isn't something you buy. Look at you, you've got on a 500-dollar suit and you're still a low-life.

The year is coming down to its home stretch, and John and El'Ahrai have reviews for you! This week, they talk "The Fabelmans" and "The Harbinger"! Isn't that a thrill? I'm expendable. I'm the guy in the episode who dies to prove how serious the situation is. I've gotta get outta here.

It's holiday time around these parts, and what do we have for you? That's right, new reviews! This week, El'Ahrai and John talk "Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery" and "She Said"! So have a listen, why don't you? Weirdness? What should I watch for, hon? Wearing my clothes around the house?

A new episode arises! Reviews are here! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Black Panther: Wakanda Forever" and "Jeepers Creepers Reborn"! Plus all the other good stuff you know and love! Okay, guys. There is a beautiful centaur sitting thoughtfully over there.

Here's something to make your nose hair curl: a new episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Weird: The Al Yankovic Story" and "Armageddeon Time". Doesn't that sound like just the best? So many times in my life I screwed up: I've talked when I should've listened, I've been harsh when I should've been tender.

Rejoice! John and El'Ahrai have new reviews for you! This week, "Tár" and "V/H/S 99" are under the microscope! Please to enjoy! An affair has more rules than a marriage.

Enough of your messing about, it's time for a new episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John offer reviews of "The Banshees of Inisherin" and "The Count Yorga Collection"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with the stars and creators of "Feed Me"! So listen up! Maybe you've just eaten too many hallucinogenic cactuses tonight, Hans.

Doesn't it seem like a great time for a new show? Well, you're in luck! We've got one for you! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Halloween Ends" and "The Woman King"! Hooray! I could tell you what's happening, but I don't know if it would really tell you what's happening.

The march of time continues apace! As such, we have a new episode for you! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Amsterdam" and "Hellraiser". Doesn't that sound like good, clean fun? But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Old Man" actor Marc Senter! So download and listen! There is nothing a man cannot do once he accepts the fact that there is no God.

It's all about one-word titles this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "Smile" and "Bros"! Doesn't that sound exciting? Plus all the usual things you've come to expect. You know what you are? You're like a gas leak. We don't see you, we don't smell you, and you're silently killing us all.