The Neon Movie Bunker

Here's a show! A show for you! About movies! Yay! This week. El'Ahrai and John review "Mrs. Harris Goes To Paris" and "Dual"! Hooray! Get hyped! Exclamation points! I literally don't understand what those words mean. I'd like to put in an application to get all my teeth extracted.

It's a fine show this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "Thor: Love and Thunder" and "ScarfFace". But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Neon Lights" writer/director Rouzbeh Heydari! Isn't that great? It's not that I don't love our little talks, it's just...I don't love them.

We're halfway through the year, so it's time for a look back! This week, El'Ahrai and John reveal their lists of the Top 5 Movies of 2022 So Far! Thrill to their encomiums to "Downton Abbey: A New Era"! Plus! Reviews of "Minions: The Rise of Gru" and "The Witch House"! Oh, how sweet of you Matthew, to keep my image next to your heart.

This week's show is. I think that sums it up quite nicely. John and El'Ahrai review "The Black Phone" and "True Romance"! So download and listen! Guys! Cut it out! This is really unprofessional!

It's a light episode this week, as El'Ahrai and John discuss "Lightyear" and "Lux Æterna"! Plus newsbits, home video picks, the usual. So listen! I am not a toy, I was made for soups, salads, maybe chili, and then the trash. Freedom!

Someone makes a return to their second-"favorite" Universal franchise this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "Jurassic World: Dominion" and "Friend of the World"! Plus all the usual lunacy you've come to know and...love? Is "love" the word we want here? Anyway, enjoy the episode. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Who is the podcast that won't cop out when there's danger all about? Neon Movie Bunker! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Crimes of the Future" and "Shaft"! We can dig it! Do you think that makes me less dangerous, or more dangerous?

Summer is in full swing, and the movies relect that! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Top Gun: Maverick" and "The Bob's Burgers Movie"! Good old-fashioned wholesome entertainment! So listen! Ow! Stop! It's not a metaphor if you actually do it!

We're back with yet another new episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Men" and "Umma"! That seems terrific! Speed. To be able to control it. To know that I can control something that's out of control.

Is it time? To floss? No, it is not. It is, in fact, time for a new episode. This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Firestarter" and "The Sadness"! So please, give a listen (perhaps while flossing). Nice. Fine example for healthcare workers. Still, I suppose smoking serves a purpose. Thins the herd. Weeds out the stupid.