Shall I compare thee to a summer's movie? Thou art more lovely and less explodey. This week, El'Ahrai and John review "The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard" and "The Sparks Brothers"! So please, listen and enjoy. The Bible says to never take revenge, to leave it to the Lord. But I wasn't prepared to wait that long.

Here we are again, talking movies. John and El'Ahrai have returned, and it's time for another episode! This week, they review "In The Heights" and "Salvador Dali: In Search of Immortality"! Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.

Still at it! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Dream Horse" and "The Amusement Park"! Plus everything else you've come to know and tolerate! Darling, if I'm going to need to repeat myself a lot, this isn't going to work out.

We go sublime to ridiculous on this week's show, as John and El'Ahrai review "Cruella" and "Spare Parts"! Plus newsbits and other bits and bobs. Want to play a game of hide and clap?

There's a whole bunch of Criterion talk, both profound and absurd, on this week's episode, so strap in, won't you? El'Ahrai and John are coming around to give you reviews of "Army of the Dead" and "Nightmare Alley"! It's another fine addition to our canon. We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!

Summer movies are starting to trickle into theaters, and we've got reviews of 'em! This week, John and El'Ahrai talk about "A Quiet Place Part II" and "Spiral: From The Book Of Saw"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Dementia: Part II" actress Suzanne Voss! That seems like a good use of your time. In the end, nothing will change. Because everyone wants to live forever. They all think they have a chance at immortality, even though all the evidence is against it. They all think they will be the exception. But the truth is, for a few to be immortal, many must die.

What do you mean, late? This is the on-timeiest episode ever! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Wrath of Man" and "Undergods"! Plus all the usual strangeness you've come to know and love. Like you, I used to think the world was this great place where everybody lived by the same standards I did, then some kid with a nail showed me I was living in his world, a world where chaos rules not order, a world where righteousness is not rewarded.

Take 2 reviews, 1 interview, mix with a late night, and you've got this week's episode! John and El'Ahrai have cooked up reviews of "Limbo" and "The Marksman" this week. But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "For All Mankind" sound designers Vince Balunas and John Milo Train! So listen extra-carefully. No, it's nothing personal. Although, I don't like you as a person.

So much content, it's almost too much for this little box! The Oscars have come and gone, and we take a final look at them for this year! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Golden Arm" writers Ann Marie Allison and Jenna Milly! Plus! Reviews of "Together Together" and "Mortal Kombat"! Yeah, and I'd like to get back to my amassing as soon as possible, if you don't mind! Now when do I get paid?

It's another humdinger of an episode this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "In The Earth" and "Quick Change"! Plus they announce their plans to stream their reaction to the Oscars on Twitch! Listen in to learn how you can experience it for yourself! I'll tell you, right now...I'm in love with you. But, be that as it may, i am not here to force my twisted soul into your life.