The Neon Movie Bunker

Lo, the seven thunders uttered and spake into existence a new episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John are here to bring you reviews of "The Bad Guys" and "Clean"! So listen and enjoy! I pity your wife if you think six minutes is forever.

800 is a big number. Just sayin'. This week, John and El'Ahrai are here to review "Doctor Strange In The Multiverse Of Madness" and "Love Cut"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "The Ravine" director Keoni Waxman! Doesn't that seem fantastic? Relax, old friend. If they assassinate me, all of Sparta goes to war. Pray they're that stupid. Pray we're that lucky.

One away from a milestone, El'Ahrai and John are back with a hot new episode! This week, they review "The Northman" and "The Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent"! Doesn't that sound great? Well? Doesn't it? Aw, you don't know. I look in the mirror and the only thing I recognize, are these eyes. In this old man's face. You know sometimes I think I was either born too early or too late for my life.

Hello, all. It's time for another episode! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Dual" and "They Look Like People"! Doesn't that sound like fun? Well, doesn't it? Eh, you don't know. The Defense Department regrets to inform you that your sons are dead because they were stupid.

The boys are back again with a new episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John bring reviews of "Everything Everywhere All At Once" and "Premutos: The Fallen Angel"! Also stuff, and things. Oh, oh, oh. Come right in. Don't let the fact that my door's closed dissuade you in any way from entering my office.

The Oscars are over, so it's time to move on. This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Morbius" and "The Business of Birth Control". Plus more of the bits that you love so much. That's very eloquent. I can't argue against anything you're saying. But then again, I don't have to, 'cause you're 12 years old.

A short sharp shock of a show this week, recorded just before the Oscar ceremony (and our Twitch livestream thereof). El'Ahrai and John review "The Lost City" and "Drive-In Retro Classics"! So please, give a listen! Well when a fella comes back from the dead, I find that an occasion to STAND UP and be counted!

As we wait for the Oscars to arrive, John and El'Ahrai are here to help you pass the time with reviews of "The Outfit" and "Love Jones"! Plus! Tune into our Twitch channel this Sunday to watch our Oscar reaction livestream! I gather up each sound you left behind and stretch them on our bed. Each night I breathe you and become high.

There's dirty, filthy things afoot in this week's show, as El'Ahrai and John review "X" and "Deep Water". Dirty, dirty, dirty. Also, get ready for our Oscars livestream on Twitch! Guys like me die caught. Guys like you die bloody.

You are not the kind of guy who would be at a podcast like this at this time of the morning. Or maybe you are; I don't know you. But this week, John and El'Ahrai review "Drive My Car" and "Silent Night". So give a listen! There's a certain shabby nobility in failing all by myself.