The Neon Movie Bunker

Great big show this week! El'Ahrai and John come at you with reviews of "The Batman", "I Am Mortal", and "The Worst Person In The World"! Told you it was a big show! If this is what the end of the world looks like, at least we'll have front-row seats...

Wild adventure and bloody gore are on the menu this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "Texas Chainsaw Massacre" and "Uncharted"! Plus some newsbits and what-have-you. Look what your brother did to the door! Ain't he got no pride in his home?

Face front, true believer! We've got a top-notch episode for you. El'Ahrai and John review "Death on the Nile" and "The Cursed"! So listen and enjoy! He's not part of our lives, but we wish him luck with his.

It's time for another concise episode! (As opposed to all those other, flabby episodes.) This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Jackass Forever" and "Apex"! I can only see the world as it should be. And when it is not the imperfection stands out like the nose in the middle of a face. It...it makes most of life unbearable, but it is useful in the detection of crime.

If I were cleverer, I'd figure out some way to make a Groundhog Day joke here. Looks like I'm not that clever. Anyway, El'Ahrai and John review "Parallel Mothers" and "Superhost". Learning mechanics is easier than learning male psychology. You can figure out a bike, but you can never figure out a man.

It's another show! No, really! John and El'Ahrai are back to bring you reviews of "Belle" and "Experiment 53"! So listen in and enjoy! Timeline? This is no time to talk about time! We don't have the time!... What was I saying?

Year-ending and year-beginning festivities have come and gone, leaving us simply with reviews. This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Scream" and "The 355"! Plus! Get hyped for our "RoboCop" watchalong on Twitch, this Wednesday! Details inside! This isn't a comedy, it's a horror film. People live, people die and you'd better start running.

As we look into a new year, anticipation starts to build for a number of projects! This week, John and El'Ahrai reveal their lists for the Top 5 Most Anticipated Movies of 2022! (The fight over who got to use "Minions: The Rise of Gru" was heated.) Plus! Reviews of "CODA" and "The King's Man"! I accept chaos. I don't know whether it accepts me.

It's finally time! The 2021 NEON MOVIE BUNKER YEAR-END SPECTACUGANZA! Thrill and boggle at El'Ahrai and John revealing their Top 10 lists for the year! Listen so you can argue! Plus! Reviews of "Red Rocket" and "Entropy"! What's her problem with me, anyway? She's the one with roses coming out of her...

Some movies are good. Some movies are great. And some movies stink like a burning, used diaper. This show is about that last group. Yes, this week, John and El'Ahrai enumerate their lists of the Top 5 Worst Movies of 2021! See what their respective #1s have in common! Plus! Reviews of "The Tragedy of Macbeth" and "Licorice Pizza"! No, it's not understood. You started by saying you'd do anything, but what I'm hearing is you think you've done everything.