The Neon Movie Bunker

'Tis the season for great big movies! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "The Matrix Resurrections" and "House of Gucci"! Plus other things and odd bits of silliness. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

Two top-flight reviews await you this week, as John and El'Ahrai talk "Spider-Man: No Way Home" and "Nightmare Alley"! That's it. That's the synopsis. It's easy to fool people when they're already fooling themselves.

It's a giant show this week, so let's get into it! El'Ahrai and John share reviews of "West Side Story", "Benedetta", "Don't Look Up", and "Creepshow: Season 2"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Werewolves Within" director Josh Ruben! So get downloading and listen! A naked American man stole my balloons.

You won't believe what we've got for you this week! (Yes, you will.) John and El'Ahrai are here with new reviews of "Resident Evil: Welcome to Raccoon City" and "The Power of the Dog"! (Apparently it's animal week.) Does my face not remind you of what a grown man can do?

What are you thankful for? New movie reviews? Wow, us too! This week, El'Ahrai and John provide reviews of "Belfast" and "Black Friday"! Plus home video talk, questions, and everything else, so listen in! Well, there's the usual things: flowers, chocolates, promises you don't intend to keep.

This week is all about...g-g-g-ghosts! Yes, John and El'Ahrai are here to review "Ghostbusters: Afterlife" and "Prisoners of the Ghostland"! Doesn't that sound like a bit of spooky fun? Many Shuvs and Zuuls knew what it was to be roasted in the depths of the Slor that day, I can tell you!

Stories of various royalties are on tap this week, as El'Ahrai and John bring reviews of "Spencer" and "White as Snow"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Introducing Jodea" writer/actress Chloe Traicos! I was reading about the stars. Talked about how the stars are the eyes of god. I think it's true, don't you?

Big time reviews on a big time show this week! John and El'Ahrai give you "Eternals", "Antlers", and "Last Night in Soho"! So strap in! He who can destroy a thing, controls a thing.

There are shows, and then there are SHOWS. This...is the first kind, frankly. But listen in and see if it's your kind of show. This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Dune" and "The Scary of Sixty-first"! Plus other things.  I can get you a brand-new TV by the end of the day. Nineteen inches. No strings attached.

It's another show packed with anticipated delights this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "Halloween Kills" and "The French Dispatch"! Plus all the other goodness you've come to expect! As the sound of the playgrounds faded, the despair set in. Very odd, what happens in a world without children's voices.