The Neon Movie Bunker

Do you want to hear about movies and this of that ilk? Then listen up and listen in! This week, El'Ahrai and John deliver reviews of "The Last Duel" and "The Incredible Shrinking Man"! Doesn't that sound fantastic? If you were actually a criminal, you'd be the best criminal in Los Angeles.

It's time for this week's show! Not next week's, not last week's, THIS WEEK'S SHOW! And on this week's show, John and El'Ahrai review "Titane" and "The Awakening"! Doesn't that sound exciting? Because I have the ability to understand facts, that makes me a liberal?

Sequels are the order of the day on this week's show! El'Ahrai and John review "No Time To Die" and "Venom: Let There Be Carnage"! Plus assorted other talk! You appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.

Here we go again, talkin' movies. This week, John and El'Ahrai bring you reviews of "The Many Saints of Newark" and "Malignant"! So listen and learn something! Should things, at some point, go terribly wrong, it's good to have a place to go. You know, for a cup of tea.

The fun times fade, leaving us in the throes of the serious movie season. As such, John and El'Ahrai look ahead to their Top 5 Most Anticipated Movies Until The End of the Year! ("Encanto", book it.) Plus! Reviews of "The Card Counter" and "Mondo Hollywoodland"! The secret theme of this episode is "shame"! He's gonna be major, even though he's from Canada.

Summer's fading, but movies are forever! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Candyman" and "Together"! So settle in and listen! They will say that I have shed innocent blood. What's blood for if not for shedding?

Here we are again, ready to tear up the world of movie reviewing! This week, John and El'Ahrai talk "Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings" and "The Brotherhood of Satan" into your waiting earholes! Doesn't that sound enchanting? Are you crazy? Nobody stabs my bus! I'll tear you apart! Do you hear me? You get down here RIGHT NOW!

I'll bet you thought we couldn't come back after a show like last week's. Well, we're here to prove you wrong! El'Ahrai and John review "Reminiscence" and "The Water Man" this time around. So listen up! Um, I was gonna ask you who you think would win in a fight between...a grilled cheese sandwich and a taco.

It's a big, round number, so it's a great big show! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Annette", "Profile", "Free Guy", and "The Suicide Squad"! We'd like to thank everyone who's been with us in the past, and look forward to doing more in the future! It doesn't take a whiz to know that only a desperate man would drop his pants in living color on national television!

Feels like we're on the cusp of something, doesn't it? This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Jungle Cruise" and "Lucky"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Monuments" co-writer/director Jack C. Newell! And be sure to listen for details on how to watch our next show, recording live on Twitch! You don't have to worry about being sued or being ruined if this turns out to be what I think it is, because there won't be anybody here!