The Neon Movie Bunker

Summer movies are starting to trickle into theaters, and we've got reviews of 'em! This week, John and El'Ahrai talk about "A Quiet Place Part II" and "Spiral: From The Book Of Saw"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Dementia: Part II" actress Suzanne Voss! That seems like a good use of your time. In the end, nothing will change. Because everyone wants to live forever. They all think they have a chance at immortality, even though all the evidence is against it. They all think they will be the exception. But the truth is, for a few to be immortal, many must die.

What do you mean, late? This is the on-timeiest episode ever! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Wrath of Man" and "Undergods"! Plus all the usual strangeness you've come to know and love. Like you, I used to think the world was this great place where everybody lived by the same standards I did, then some kid with a nail showed me I was living in his world, a world where chaos rules not order, a world where righteousness is not rewarded.

Take 2 reviews, 1 interview, mix with a late night, and you've got this week's episode! John and El'Ahrai have cooked up reviews of "Limbo" and "The Marksman" this week. But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "For All Mankind" sound designers Vince Balunas and John Milo Train! So listen extra-carefully. No, it's nothing personal. Although, I don't like you as a person.

So much content, it's almost too much for this little box! The Oscars have come and gone, and we take a final look at them for this year! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "Golden Arm" writers Ann Marie Allison and Jenna Milly! Plus! Reviews of "Together Together" and "Mortal Kombat"! Yeah, and I'd like to get back to my amassing as soon as possible, if you don't mind! Now when do I get paid?

It's another humdinger of an episode this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "In The Earth" and "Quick Change"! Plus they announce their plans to stream their reaction to the Oscars on Twitch! Listen in to learn how you can experience it for yourself! I'll tell you, right now...I'm in love with you. But, be that as it may, i am not here to force my twisted soul into your life.

Look, there are great episodes, and there are episodes that just need to get done. I leave it to you to decide which one this is. This week, El'Ahrai and John deliver reviews of "Thunder Force" and "Fukushima 50"! There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.

Once more, into the theaters! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "French Exit" and "Death Has Blue Eyes"! Doesn't that sound fun? Well, if that's how you feel about it, then that's how you feel about it. Is that how you feel about it?

Biff! Bam! Pow! On this week's episode, El'Ahrai and John tell you tales of big fights, with reviews of "Godzilla Vs. Kong" and "Nobody"! Doesn't that sound enticing? I do love you. I mean, love has nothing to do with this. Yes, I love you. I mean, that makes it very confusing, but I just don't think...I mean...you've heard of a no-win situation, haven't you?

Gather now children, and you shall hear movie reviews, interviews, and more! This week, John and El'Ahrai discuss "Zack Snyder's Justice League" and "Slaxx"! But wait, there's more! We also have an interview with "The Stylist" director/co-writer Jill Gevargizian! Maybe it means I don't love them. Maybe it means I don't love you, I don't know. No one's going to tell me that I don't like them.

Spring forward, fall back, who cares, there's movies to discuss! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "The Father" and "Isle of the Dead"! Plus! Hear their discussion of the Oscar nominees! So listen in, if you know what's good for you! Yes, ma'am. Uh, this is... This is terrific. You're not gonna believe how well this is gonna turn out. It's gonna be great.