The Neon Movie Bunker

Crawling from the depths of depravity and tardiness, it's a new episode! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Joe Bell" and "Old"! Plus the rest of the content you've come to know and love so well. Hiya class, I'm your cool new teacher, not some scary guy with a secret evil agenda.

Tra la la! Sis-boom-bah! La ti dah! Other strings of vocalized syllables! This week, El'Ahrai and John are back again with reviews of "Space Jam: A New Legacy" and "Pig"! Oink oink oink. Hey. I'm making you two primaries on this disaster. Since you made no progress in the Klepto murder, I figure you're due.

Do you want reviews? Well, you've come to the right place. This week, John and El'Ahrai bring you "Zola" and "Fear Street: Part Two - 1978"! That should hold you over for a little while. Every man...every man has to go through hell to reach paradise.

Are we back from the Great Nothing? Well, the fact of this week's movies getting released would point to that. El'Ahrai and John review "Black Widow" and "The Forever Purge"! Plus! They recap their Top 5 Movies of 2021 So Far! So please, give a listen! Politics is war without bloodshed while war is politics with bloodshed.

Listen to the fevered, feeble gibberings of a broken mind on this week's show. So it's come to this: there's another "Fast & Furious" movie out. This week, John and El'Ahrai review "F9: The Fast Saga" and "Werewolves Within". H.P. Lovecraft never conceived of horrors like these. Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any emotional state to putt.

Shall I compare thee to a summer's movie? Thou art more lovely and less explodey. This week, El'Ahrai and John review "The Hitman's Wife's Bodyguard" and "The Sparks Brothers"! So please, listen and enjoy. The Bible says to never take revenge, to leave it to the Lord. But I wasn't prepared to wait that long.

Here we are again, talking movies. John and El'Ahrai have returned, and it's time for another episode! This week, they review "In The Heights" and "Salvador Dali: In Search of Immortality"! Some people can read War and Peace and come away thinking it's a simple adventure story. Others can read the ingredients on a chewing gum wrapper and unlock the secrets of the universe.

Still at it! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "Dream Horse" and "The Amusement Park"! Plus everything else you've come to know and tolerate! Darling, if I'm going to need to repeat myself a lot, this isn't going to work out.

We go sublime to ridiculous on this week's show, as John and El'Ahrai review "Cruella" and "Spare Parts"! Plus newsbits and other bits and bobs. Want to play a game of hide and clap?

There's a whole bunch of Criterion talk, both profound and absurd, on this week's episode, so strap in, won't you? El'Ahrai and John are coming around to give you reviews of "Army of the Dead" and "Nightmare Alley"! It's another fine addition to our canon. We want the finest wines available to humanity. And we want them here, and we want them now!