The Neon Movie Bunker

El'Ahrai and John have returned to enlighten you once again! OK, OK, they're here to talk about movies, let's not get too highfalutin'. This week, there are reviews of "Don't Worry Darling" and "Terrifier 2". So enjoy that! Hey, Michael! It's Halloween. Everyone's entitled to one good scare.

It's a new week, and a new season, and we've got a new show! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Blonde" and "The Invitation"! Yay! Plus, y'know, other stuff. I don't care how rich he is, as long as he has a yacht, his own private railroad car, and his own toothpaste.

The end of the movie year is its own thing, with its own rules. Blockbusters (to a degree) give way to prestige pictures with the changing of the seasons. As such, this week El'Ahrai and John bring you their lists of the Top 5 Most Anticipated Movies Until the End of the Year! (The fight over who got to use "Avatar: The Way of Water" will ring throughtout history.) Plus! Reviews of "Barbarian" and "Pearl"! So give a listen! I don't wanna move. I hate New Jersey.

This episode number is a perfect square. That has no bearing on the content, but it should be noted somewhere. This week, John and El'Ahrai come in hot with reviews of "Honk For Jesus. Save Your Soul." and "Clerks III"! So enjoy that!  If you place an object in a museum does that make this object a piece of art?

Hey, guess what! We've got a new episode for you. This week, El'Ahrai and John bring you reviews of "Three Thousand Years of Longing" and "Burial"! So please, listen and enjoy! Yeah, I heard an animal once do that, but then they rolled him over and he was dead.

In defiance of the laws of God and man, a new episode rises! This week, John and El'Ahrai review "Fall" and "Glorious"! Is that enough for you? It is? Oh, good. If you're going to have a problem with stealing, then you're not going to like the rest of this conversation.

OK, before we start, we know the sound is a bit wonky on this one. That said, we have a new epsiode! El'Ahrai and John are back with reviews of "Bodies Bodies Bodies" and "The Burned Barn"! Plus, the greatest idea for an intrastudio crossover since "Freddy Vs. Jason"! So listen and learn! He only gave me our scenes. I never saw a complete script. After all I've done for that guy, and it's a lot that you don't even know about.

It's an action-packed show this week, as John and El'Ahrai review "Bullet Train" and "Allegoria"! But wait, there's more! We also have Part 2 of our interview with Steve Barton, a.k.a. Dread Central's Uncle Creepy! What an age in which we live! There's no stopping what can't be stopped, no killing what can't be killed.

And here we are, back with another episode! This week, El'Ahrai and John review "DC League of Super-Pets" and "Bloody Muscle Bodu Builder In Hell"! But wait, there's more! We also have the first half of an extensive interview with Steve Barton, a.k.a. Uncle Creepy from Dread Central! Isn't that delightful? The All-Father wove the skein of your life a long time ago. Go and hide in a hole if you wish, but you won't live one instant longer. Your fate is fixed. Fear profits a man nothing.

It's our reasonably-sized anniversary 250th episode! Boggle in wonder and amazement that we've made it this far! Thrill to John and El'Ahrai reviewing "Nope" and "Marcel the Shell With Shoes On"! Squirm with...let's call it "delight"...as they discuss things! You won't hear an episode like this again until next week! Does Barry Manilow know that you raid his wardrobe?